Guys with quotes

Heck yeah!

  —Captain 0

WHY DOES WE BURY THE TREASURE!?

  —Kaptain Skurvy

DIE!

  —Ganon

It's a me Mario!

  —Mario

Go Weegee!

  —Weegee

F**K YOU TYRANNOSAURS ALAN, I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST

  —George Volcano

Now, i'm off to eat someones parents!

  —Tyrannosaurs Alan

BRUTICUS MAXIMUS........ HELP BOWSER AND MEGATRON, DESTROY MARIO AND

PRIME!!!!!

  —Bruticus Maximus

I feel... H...A...P...P...Y...

  —Giygas

I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you!

  —Painis Cupcake

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is statistic.

  —Joseph Stalin

Picture this: A giant magic flying potato, swoops down, makes a few magical gestures, Bing! Bang! Boom, UNIVERSE!

  —Some dino dude

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