Ahhhhh, Cassowary is on fire!!!
Quick, find your Water and spritz it on this article before it spreads to other pages!!!!1!
Ahhhhh, Cassowary is on fire!!!
Quick, find your Water and spritz it on this article before it spreads to other pages!!!!1!
What a loser! You can't even fl-AHHHH IT'S COMING AFTER US!!
The Cassowary is a very big bird that cannot fly and sole proof the wildlife of Pac-Land needs to take a chill pill. They look like ripoff Ostriches with blue heads except smaller and twice as deadly, as the warries killed many humans. This makes the Ostrich look like an angel, but both birds are dirty bastards anyways with giant eggs worth hundreds, as much as a pet Black Rock.
A lot of the people of Pac-Land hate them as they kill people for no reason whatsoever. There are prevention kits (Read: a gun) but they are not cheap and with the spiders a lot of Pac-Land can’t stand living there.
How do Cassowaries attack and kill?[]
There's a few methods on how they can make your day your last (or at the best a very shitty day). We're gonna list them:
- Butting: To butt you, the cassowary slams it's big blue head into you. This does not usually kill though
- Pushing: Exactly what it sounds like
- Pecking: The bird will use its beak on YOU. This kills more often than not.
- Jumping on You: Self explanitory
Southern cassowary (Casuariu -shorts -viral
What does the cassowary say? Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
Of course, it might just use it's claws to either hurt you or UnAlive you. Your best bet is bringing a weapon because of how merciless these bastards are and if that doesn't work. Run. *epic music plays*
Ah yes, the Pac-Landian Cassowary is very dangerous bird of destruction, but if you kill it the meat is a delicacy! But it's so tough it's often cooked with a stone in the pot.
Ah yes, the Pac-Landian Cassowary is very dangerous bird of destruction, but if you kill it the meat is a delicacy! But it's so tough it's often cooked with a stone in the pot.