I'm not a bad girl. I'm not a good girl either. I'm the girl!
—Cassette Girl
Cassetto Ukiyodig Abe, better known as Cassette Girl, is an extremely overrated Android Girl that many people from Twitter and Newgrounds were obsessed over because she was planned to be playable in the hit shame Friday Night Fuckin'. But due to crimes that she may or may not have committed, she was finally kicked out.
THANK GOD.
When compared to the other playable characters in FNF (Boyfriend, Pico, Tankman, and Hank), Cassette Girl is not special whatsoever, since doesn't have her own video shame series (like Boyfriend and Pico), and she doesn't have her own animated series (like Tankman and Hank) either. Only n00bs like Cassette Girl.
Personality[]
She became an edgelord after she wasted her time on the Internet. Besides that, her personality is pretty boring and rather one dimensional.
Origin[]
Cassette Girl was born somewhere in Mainland China (Probably Guangdong) as secret weapon co-created by the Chinese President Winnie the Pooh, and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe (Which is why she has Abe is her last name.) She originally to be a new Ultimate Weapon after the previous one Tong Shau Ping has been ultimately destroyed by Chin AKA Jackie Chan. But unfortunately, Cassetto was proven to the most useless Ultimate Weapon that they ever created up to the point. Because of this, they decided to sold her off to Sony in UnAmerica for a dirt-cheap price.
Trivia[]
- She has a dream to be musician, but she FAILED at it.
- Her favorite musicians were Mc Ride, Yung Lean, and Lofi Girl.
- There's some Theories that were floating around that because she was originally made to be an Ultimate Weapon against Chin, she had sometimes developed some violent and nasty attitude, which is probably the reason why she commits those "crimes".