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You did it, Carp!

One of Carp's friends, after learning that he became a [[BIG SHOT]] in the Fish Union

[...] but nOoOo, I gotta run a RETRACTION!

Carp, making a fake Buzzfeed Top 10 List

wHaT tHE LIVING HELL WAS THAT-?

Some dude, on Carp's animation saying the above quote

Carp Lowry is a Fish and good Christian singer, who believes in God and does what God tells him to do.

History[]

Carp Lowry was born in Gaither's Pond, where he did his first job as a news writer and wrote fake articles for Buzzfeed and Watch Mojo. Carp was converted into Christianity and told that his writings were fake. While he was trashed on after this, Carp hasn't done another bad thing after this. Surprising, a young kids character that ISN'T evil? Breaking traditions, are we not?

Carp took his job as a singer instead and sung about Christian stuff. He and his team of fish even made a show named after his home. A few episodes were only made as they were garbage and nobody liked them except for One Merman, who will be more important later on. Everything was fine until a bunch of beavers invaded the pond and started building dams, causing the pond to shrink. Him and his friends had to leave to the Fish Union to live and prosper. His singing has gotten popular in the underground market, despite the fact a good number of Fish Union Fish aren't christian. Carp's career was about to pay off big time, as he met a man named Triton.

CarpLowry

Now, this is a fish that you can trust!

Triton's daughter Ariel left the Fish Union and it had no ruler. Triton picked Carp Lowry of all people to help him rule the Fish Union since Triton likes his show and his music. Carp was happy about this and advertised God and Jesus all over the nation. Not many fish liked this though, and they eventually got tired of Carp's constant religious stuff (for reference, he's nearly as annoying in terms of religion as Ned Flanders), and so in the year of 2002, they overthrew him and picked the leader of the rebellion to be the new Queen; Lucia Nanami. This event was known as Gaither's Revolution, where about 100 people died in this tragic incident. Nowadays, Carp is swimming around in Heaven, where he has retired as a millionaire due to his crappy show being popular there.

Ruler of the Fish Union

(1894-1989)

:3

1989-2002

(2002-Present)

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