Care bears
The Care Bears are a godless group of magical beasts who watch children from the sky and fire magic from their blood-filled stomachs. They are marketed as the caring heroes of a kids' show, but they don't care at all.

Why (other than dumb marketers) are they called the Care Bears, then?

Well, they care about one thing. KILLING INNOCENT CHILDREN. They are rivals of the Teletubbies, and have recently created a TV show that is as unpopular as Teringtubbies.

Known Care Bears

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