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Care bears

Care Bears are a bit overweight maybe you should go on a diet/fat critters with the ability to explode light from their tummies. They cannot see well, so they stare at children with their bellies, which causes excessive bleeding. Like Strawberry Shortcake, they cannot keep any sort of show going for more than a few years because Care Bears serieses have been getting worse every time. They are rivals of the Teletubbies, and have recently created a TV show that is as unpopular as Teringtubbies.

Like most (allll lolll) unsuccessful shows from the 80s, the main focus of Care Bears is to sell toys for the big money. Care Bears do not only include bears, but there is a selection of other types of critters referred to plainly as "Zoos thoughsoever." All Care Bears and Zoos live in a kingdom called Care-a-Lot (pronounced "Charlotte") which overlooks the city of Charlotte in North Dakota, UnUnited Kingdom. The Care Bear Zoos used to live in Happy or Sad Place Land World also known as the Jungle of Sorrows and Happy before they started wearing cheap sweaters.

Vocabulary[]

The following are vocabularical words necessary to know in order to understand the Care Bears' toxic atmospherical existence.

  1. Anywhereland - Care-a-Lot and everything.
  2. Bearachter - a bare character.
  3. Bearly - having the scent of refrigerated throw-up.
  4. Careacter - a care character
  5. Howtheever - a questionable assumption.
  6. Inacint - a scandaloso.
  7. Maoduneydernymoney - national currency of Care-a-Lot and the dark hekk.
  8. Nevertheever - the modern form of nevertheless.
  9. Shqueaming - existing in the state of noise.
  10. Sleppy - a bit tired.
  11. Supsosdeadly - resulting in the unavoidable death theory.
  12. Thoughsoever - technically.
  13. Thoughsoevertheneverly - technically not named Everl(eigh/y).
  14. Whatevertheever - no one cares; anti-caring.
  15. Whatsoevertheever - whatsoever.
  16. Witwch - a shqueaming witch.

Known Care Bears[]

  • Grumpy Bear (the leader)
  • Wish Bear
  • Funshine Bear
  • Share Bear
  • Cheer Bear
  • Bedtime Bear
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