Your everyday car
Small riding the alleged first car ever invented, plotting to run over pedestrians.
Cars, or automobiles are in a way quadrupedal beings with four wheels and vehicles used for transportation where you sit in a seat and move around until you reach your planned destination. These vehicles, however, are used more often (and were intended) for vehicular manslaughter, which is basically the act of running people over with the car.
Origin[]
Somewhere in the late 18th century, the Dig-Its were in the deep areas of the Dig-It Dungeon, and were experimenting with technology, and invented the car. This car belonged to Small, because he was in need of a vehicle to run pedestrians over with. Small was so impressed with the final result of his car that he drove around inside of it in a centripetal manner on top of his and Big's house. Small then went out to the nearby city and in a genocidal manner decided to run over pedestrians. The Dig-Its were impressed with the result of their invention, not only because they had managed to discover a quicker way to diminish the population of other planets, but also because their invention was able to pollute the air faster. They were in fact, so proud of their newfound device, that they started manufacturing more cars.
These cars have been apprehended for numerous accounts of vehicular manslaughter.
Sometime later, the Dig-Its had manufactured a large plethora of cars, and subsequently sent them out to the UnWorld for people to use, not knowing wherever they came from. However, this time, the Dig-Its decided to turn their newfound contraption into a race of freakish, sentient robots known as Transformers, who are known for altering their form to resemble that of a car in use of concealing its true identity. Once these vehicles arrived to the UnWorld, a group of humans decided to purchase them, although they were designed and possessed circuitry that came in numerous dissimilar, yet reminiscent ways. Some poor people did not have enough money to buy one, so the car was often seen being used for target practice. The Dig-Its were so happy when they sold the first set of cars to humans, that they continued sending them to the UnWorld with a great enthusiasm. Other creatures of the UnUniverse started using them for fun, and had a great deal of fun with their car, forcing the Dig-Its to manufacture more.
The vehicle became very popular, so popular in fact that humans themselves started manufacturing them in place of the Dig-Its. The car took different types of modifications by different types of people. Some people used it as a means to travel, others to kill others, like the vehicle's intented purpose. Some people removed the antenna from the front and attached it to the rear, others modified the rear to be a rotating section that could store a human. Many people put all sorts of objects in the back of the car, from the smallest items to the largest. It is generally accepted, albeit scarcely known that all of the cars from different regions of the planet came from the same place. However, there were some discrepancies of opinions as to what the car should actually look like. People assumed that it should be grey with the antenna attached on the back and numerous weapons stored in the back of the car.
The only thing everyone could agree on, was that the people using the contraption for bad purposes were the most evil. So evil, in fact, that those who were ever caught in places committing acts of using the contraption for malefactions were promptly arrested and their cars alongside them. Some morons also think it's a good idea to drink while driving a car, and also are apprehended for this crime. Despite this, many manage to get away with the act of using cars for bad purposes scot-free. In fact, doing so is in fact legal in places such as the Dig-It Empire.
Trivia[]
- Kirby has an unhealthy habit of consuming these vehicles.