A Captcha is a stupid thing on the internet that thinks that humans are no-good robots who want to take over the world spam teh Internet. They tell you to "stop spam, read books" but we all know spamming is better. Captchas like to get you when you least expect them, so when you think you're done signing into something the "verification" test comes into play to give you another headache when you just want to do something. Strangely a lot of Captchas are related to driving or the city life.
Deceptiveness[]
They often start by checking a button that says "I'm not a robot!", then 2 things may happen.
- You can continue with what you're doing. (Teh good ending!1)
- There is a 1 in 10 chance they give you a puzzle with a difficulty level of OVER 9000.
Here's proof of captchas being hard: "HGFHSHOJODIMDVIS IO;S DOPDS SS,ODP,DFODDOOKVMDOKLNXMOBKF". Sometimes when it says "SELECT ALL THE SQUARES CONTAINING CARS" and you get it correct the computer gets mad and says you did it wrong and THE WHOLE THING RESETS and the computer thinks it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!
Examples include:
- Vehicles.
- Boats.
- Traffic lights.
- Deformed origami cats.
- Typing in letters that are either squiggles and dots or letters that don't exist.
- Motorcycles (Damn, Captcha is OBSESSED with things with engines.)
- Enemy combatants.
- The funny.
We've got a challenge for you, too. Who cares?
Trivia[]
- Captchas are getting easier since now they can read your search history. Chances are that, if you're a furry, ReCaptcha will just let you click.
- This guy is the only robot to pass a Captcha.
- We, of course, don't count sentient robots like Optimus Prime or the T-5001.
- Captcha is not the only robot test out there.
- They have an evolved forme called ReCaptcha.