William Patterson Bane was some really tall guy. He doesn't know his real height. He thinks he may be 8 feet or only 6
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feet 9 inches. He has claimed to be 7'2", 7'4", and almost 8 feet.

Nobody knows for sure where he was born or when he was. Some think he was a sailor because he is named captain. And well that's about all that is known about him. 

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