Cquote1 I am Captain Obvious! Cquote2
Captain Obvious.
Cquote1 Running into walls hurts. Cquote2
Captain Obvious.
Cquote1 When your hand is stuck in a toaster, your hand is stuck in a toaster! Cquote2
Captain Obvious.
Captain Obvious

This is Captain Obvious.

Captain Obvious is a guy. He is a hero too. He always says things that are really obvious. He is wearing a mask. Captain Obvious also has a page on this wiki. You are reading it. In his logo "CO", C stands for Captain, and O stands for Obvious. His biggest rival is Old Asian Man because his quotes are just as epic as Captain Obvious.

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