I am Captain Obvious! Captain Obvious.
Running into walls hurts. Captain Obvious.
When your hand is stuck in a toaster, your hand is stuck in a toaster! Captain Obvious.
This is Captain Obvious.
Captain Obvious is a guy. He is a hero too. He always says things that are really obvious. He is wearing a mask. Captain Obvious also has a page on this wiki. You are reading it. In his logo "CO", C stands for Captain, and O stands for Obvious. His biggest rival is Old Asian Man because his quotes are just as epic as Captain Obvious.