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|I am Captain Obvious!|
|Running into walls hurts.|
|When your hand is stuck in a toaster, your hand is stuck in a toaster!|
|Falling into the lava kills you instantly!|
|Being good is a good thing kid!|
|—Captain Obvious talking to a kid|
|The ocean is wet!|
|—Captain Obvious at the beach.|
|UnAnything is a wiki!|
Captain Obvious is a guy. He is a hero too. He always says things that are really obvious. He is wearing a mask. Captain Obvious also has a page on this wiki. You are reading it. In his logo "CO", C stands for Captain, and O stands for Obvious. His biggest rival is Old Asian Man because his quotes are just as epic as Captain Obvious. He is really obvious. If someone is falling down, someone is falling down. Justis Stupid is stupid. Somebody sees you.
Captain Obvious' new form
He looks like Captain America! However, he is still Captain Obvious...........
.........That is America's @$$..........