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Captain 8ñßàñ856
Captain 8ñßàñ856.png
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
UnBirthday: Unknown
Death: Multiple times by various means
Likes: Nothing
Dislikes: Everything
Alignment: Lawful Evil
UnRank: 5

Captain 8ñßàñ856 (translated to Captain I̵̧͔̣̞̬̊̑͋̚͝N̴͈͙̞̹͖̩͑̐̔̄̀̇̄̊͌͂̿͒̋̀ͅS̷̖̙͖͉̹̪̪̠̮̞̭̿̂͐̈͒̚Ẩ̴̺͎͙͚̅̏̅̀Ń̶͇̬͚̬̬̝̦́͊̌́͝͝Į̶̺̪͔̞̺̦̽̄̏̄̀̿͆̈̿̿͛͋̐̈́͆͜T̵͖̩̏́̅͌̏͛̋̿͌̚͜Y̶̘̺͓̌̎͗͘͝ ̶̨͈͎̥̼͎̯̮̳̤̆́͌̈͛ͅḨ̶̗̤̲͉̦̳̣̟̮̗̟̾̊̈̈̓̐̔ͅĔ̶̢̫̼̺̣͈̫̯͎̻̲̞̣̟̹̓̊͝Ḽ̴͇̓P̵̡̡̛̭͚̬͉̼͚̣̞̣̞̂͊̑̊̈́̈́͒̍̄͐͘͜͝ ̴̧̛͍͍̣̗͙̣͔͍̘́̌̒̈́̽ͅH̴̟̻̖͙̻̞̼͔̄̏͐̍̇̈́͂̅̍̄͘̚͝E̵͍̓̈́̓̔̇̋̍́̈́̑͋̓L̷̫̩͙͍̗̀͋͑͒̌̈͘P̴̢͖̍̈̕͝͠) is a computer generated virus who despises everyone. It communicates through gibberish that no man can translate because it is just plain gibberish. He commonly sits in people's closets for no reason whatsoever, and watches them.. He also rarely appears in any other Captain's closet, and he only appears mostly in Captain 1's closet, because.. EVERYONE HATES CAPTAIN 1, DUH!! He also is very weak and Captain 1 or any Captain for that matter can beat him up and send him flying. He has been sent to The German Prison OVER 9000 times.

They then decided The German Prison wasn't good enough, so they sent him to The Wall.

StubMario.png This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help a receptionist rebel against her boss by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be deleted.
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