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- Fred Phelps must DIE!
- —Captain 8 Captain 8 is the second female captain. She looks older than Captain 7, despite being younger. See below for why she looks that way. She is in a lesbian relationship with Typhoon Katrina.
She was created by Cyber-Dee for the express written purpose of fanservice. She looks older than Captain 7 because they used a Beige G3 Power Mac to create her. For comparison, a Retina MacBook was used to create Captain 7.
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