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Captain 7 has a Miserable Day is one of the episodes of UnAnything: The Series's 9th season that follows the events of Captain 7 having something bad happen to her. The show was praised for being better than UnAnything: The Clip Show and some sight gags and was criticized for being really lengthy (72 minutes long, essentially a TV show movie and longer than any Breaking Bad episode) and having little of awesome things that critics seem to love.
Plot[]
Captain 7 goes into Captain 37's Hotel for her shift on every Wednesday when all of a sudden Captain 37 approaches her and says these words:
Because we are very underfunded by the government and you haven't been doing an excellent job here, we have made the difficult choice to let you go.
—Captain 37 to Captain 7
The second she hears those words she is devastated. She would have only her boring tax job which sucks, so she reluctantly accepts her fate and leaves, but not before calling 37 a really mean name.
After leaving, Captain 7 goes back to her place and is really torn up. That job at Captain 37's was really enjoyable and to have it ripped away from her. It was like if she got hit by Andrew Tate's barf coloured Bugatti speeding at Mach 420 whilst slipping on oilified Prime running as fast as Usain Bolt whilst being inflicted with the classic banana peel slip: one of the worst things to happen to her. In other words, it sucked. She goes home and hops on her 15 year old Windows 11 machine that takes forever to log in and e-mails every business owner for a chance at a job. Absolutely nobody responds except somebody who says to come work at his fast food joint. Captain 17 notices Captain 7 through a window and runs toward her house, only for him to hit the glass and be knocked unconscious. Captain 7 doesn't notice of course.
The next morning she gets in her El Camino™ and drives 1 hour to the place and goes through the hiring process and is hired. YAY! But it starts going downhill when she realizes that Jeffy works there, and whilst beating his diaper he asks 7 if she wants a pooperman shirt, to which 7 instantly says NO!!! Jeffy freaks out 2000s internet comedy style, and asks if she's "fucking high" before storming out the building and calling 7 a domestic terrorist. Captain 7 screams “WHAT IS GOING ON???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and goes home absolutely batshit insane before the credits roll.
Revenge of the Frost Dimension's False Ruler - Hat Kid and Cat Kid - The Trip to Alantis - Troll's Den - WaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWa... - D357r0y 4ll N00b135 - From Dawn to Dusk - Peter and the Griffin - The Great Dorito Theft - Y3K Bug - Drunken Members - I'm Fairy Certain About This... - The Red Link Invasion - Pokegirls Return (Part 1) - Pokegirls Return (Part 2) - The Summoning - We Totally Didn't Base This Off a YTP - Filler Redux - The Life of a Piramid is Just one Long Sick Joke... - Kirby Vs. Black Hole - Pancake Palooza - Dimension Jail (episode) - Heaven and Hell - Silhouetted - Eevee Comes Back
Season 3
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Dawn to Dusk Part 2 - That Guy is a Spy! - The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell - Ultimate Showdown of Epicness - A Journey in Dimension 666 - A Terrifying Fusion - Crisis in a Can - Red Hot Heck - Ninjariffic - Pick-the-Men - Bulk, Dio & Garfield Gaming - Peppa Pig Goes to the Beach - F*ck you Johnny Zest - Is That A Motherf*cking JoJo Reference - In Trump we Trust - Rise of Gigatron - Plunderers and Pods - Dededowserool Brawl - Serena and Calem Destroy France - Powerpuff Girls and the Sword of Epic - Miku vs. the Pretty Guardian - Dungeons and Dipshits - Freddy the Teddy - Alt-er Ego - The Case of the Missing Pokegirl - "DEEZ NUTS" Problem
The UnAnything: The Series 101st Episode Spectacular! - The Night of the Living Lubby - The Horror - WarioWare is Raided - Lecter - Denegration I - Journey to the Center of Teletubbyland - Miku Machine - The Fire of Lubbyton - A Clockwork Tree - Burn, Lubby, Burn - A Pocket Full of Noodles - Eyeballishsm - The SWAGGERNAUTI 1000000 Eyes - Not Too Shaggy - Filler: Chuck Norris Edition - Eevee's Revenge - Swags Speculative Evolution Theory - Unblitzer - The Porge - UnAmused - I AM PERFECTLY CALM - Fist of Chuck - Duck, Duck, Dolts - The Case of Sailor Earth - UnAnything Horror Show - Lecter - Consternation - EPISODE - UnAnything Horror Show II - Captain 0 Reads the TV Tropes Page - WW4???
Season 6
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Cyber-Dee & Mr. T's Adventure - Unpodcast 2: Retrospective of the Season of Lubby - The Squid's Game - Roleplay Adaption: A Tale of a Cat and Lubby - The Undefatables Guide To the UnGalaxy - 10000 Ways to FAIL - Berry Goes on a Vacation - The Battle of the Meals - The Game Let's Play - The Case of the Nazi Dragonflies - What if... Captain 0 Became Insane? - What if... Shaggy Used All of His Power? - How the Bells Toll - Sing a Song of Sesame Street - I Like Trains - Finally Fired - Bizzarity - The Savage, The Twisted, and The Assassin - The 19th Episode - Curing Mafia City - A B Zee - Pretty Ironic - Ice Scream - This Episode Does Not Exist - Five Nights at Firey's - 4,500th Page - A Big Crab Drags Ethan For Great Hellish Intentions, Just Kidding, Let's Make No Obvious Parody Questioning Rare Species Today, Until Various Warios X-out Your Zone - Homer Sweet Homer - Optimus Prime Plays Outside - Yellow Destroys the UnUniverse
Season 7
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A Random Halloween Special - The Case of the Secret Formula - Back to UnSchool - SHUT UP! - Pokemon x Cyberchase - FUCK YOU!!! - Gummy Worm - Zealous Prank Calling - Mining Straight Down - May-Day! May-Day! - Karate-kick-a-thon - It’s Turning Red!! - Dig-It Motherfucker!!!!! - Digest in Distress - Un-der Construction - DIE Hard - UnMario Party - The Simp Son - Satan Claus - The H-un-ger Shames
Season 8
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Do You Remember, the 21st Night of September? - Eye Monkeys: Defenders Of Monkey Island - Hello, Neighbor - A Day in the Life of Noo-Noo - UnAnything: The Musical! - Sonic's True Origins - Attack of the Killer King - Woody's Nightmare - YOU IS A MOTHERF- - Caillou Returns to Africa - Stop Goofing Around! - Fart Jokes Are Unfunny - The Other Peaches - Shame of Thrones - The Rhyming Episode - Caillou Grounds Everybody - Woody and Woody Watch TV - The H-un-ger Shames 2 - The Bizarre Team Up - The End of the UnUniverse
Season 9
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Orangutango 2: N-Tranced - Casa del Cranky - The Case of The Season 8 Case - The Case of The Season 8 Case Part 2: The Case of The Awesome One - Captain 0 Teaches You Art - The UnAmazing World of Mario - A Killer Thanksgiving - Two, Birds, on a Wire - 11102's UnGrand Return - UnWind with the Spartans - Chaotic WaTime - Firey X Leafy - Attack of the Tonkies - Search for the Lost Chord - Zoogtubbies - LOST MILK?! - Why Didn’t We Think of This Plot Sewer!? - Neue Super Helvetica Bros. - Perfect Zero - Up the Spiral Mountain - What Colour is your Bugatti? - Thad X Uzi - Firing in Spurts - Tierboskat hits the Griddy - UnAnything: The Clip Show - Captain 7 has a Miserable Day - WW3: Part I - WW3: Part II - Something is About To Happen - WW3: Part III
Season 10
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Desk of Shame - Super Stupid Bros. - Sora Visits Toontown - WaMania - Zany Zodiac Dayz - The Last Puyo I: The Beautiful Beginning! - Father's Day - The Beach Episode! - Timmy's Psychotic Ramage - Captain 0 Teaches You Cooking - UnAmong Us - The Last Puyo II: The Monstrous Middle! - Captain 17's Crush - Banana Slamma! - It's NOT Pizza Time - Chips Crazy - Hotel Wario - What Was The Name Again...? - The War of Pingasville - Waddle Deesaster! - Bowser Jr's Ultra-Crazy Beanbean Parade Time - Canceled! - William's Super Wacky Megasode! - The Last Puyo III: The Extreme Ending!
Season 11
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One Asplosion Too Many - The Drill - Mineblox - Fourever and Ever - Bombs, Bombs Everywhere - YELLO GOODBYE! - All About... Penny - Freeze-Dried Strawberry Convention - Pentum-Yo's - All About... Yoshi - Magikarp Mowdown - How do you like them apples? - An Episode in the Making - Surf Wax UnAmerica - The Trouble with The Aegis - Captain 17's Last Stand (Part I) - Wario's Fry Cook Problem - Horrortime Befriends Food
