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" What do you want, and will it PLEASE take 5 SECONDS?? I have to put in these tax payments, and we have 12,000,000 LEFT IN DEBT. CAPTAIN 0 WON'T EVEN LEND MONEY TO FUND ALL THIS DEBT, EVEN THOUGH HE HAS INFINITY UNDOLLARS!! WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP THROWING PARTIES?? "
  — Captain 7, being grumpy at work
Captain 7
Captain 7.jpeg
The UnUniverse's best tax filer.
Gender: Female
Eye color: Silver
Age: 29
Species: Number Captain
Alive or Dead?: Alive
Death: None, yet
Likes: Captain 0
Dislikes: Captain -0
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
UnRank: 121,634

Captain 7 is a good captain, and the first female captain. She (yes, she, if you have no idea what female means) is Captain 0's sister. She is beautiful, but she's asexual, meaning she's not attracted to anybody. Everybody likes her, but only because she is a girl.


Captain 7 was born when Cyber-Dee felt that Captain 0 needed a sister. So, the Undefeatables went in their lab to create the perfect sister. They used an iMac to create her the same way they created Captain 0 on a PC. The rest of the story is unknown at this time. The only other thing to note is that they accidentally made her a working class woman who doesn't actually do hero stuff (usually) and does taxes instead.

She also has a job at Captain 37's Hotel. She says that it's better than doing taxes. WAY better.