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What do you want, and will it PLEASE take 5 SECONDS?? I have to put in these tax payments, and we have 12,000,000 LEFT IN DEBT. CAPTAIN 0 WON'T EVEN LEND MONEY TO FUND ALL THIS DEBT, EVEN THOUGH HE HAS INFINITY UNDOLLARS!! WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP THROWING PARTIES??

Captain 7, being grumpy at work

Captain 7 is a captain, and the first female captain. She (yes, she, if you have no idea what female means) is Captain 0's sister. Yes, she is beautiful. Everybody likes her, but only because she is a girl. She currently is in charge of everything to do with the number 7 in the UnWorld, like slot machine winnings, being CEO of 7-Eleven and 76, distributing 7 GRAND DAD copies, making inspections of the 7 Koopa Hotels, and even managing the Seven Dwarfs. As you can see she, this girl is a professional.

History[]

Captain 7 was born when Cyber-Dee felt that Captain 0 needed a sister. So, the Undefeatables went in their lab to create the perfect sister. They used an iMac to create her the same way they created Captain 0 on a PC. The rest of the story is unknown at this time. The only other thing to note is that they accidentally made her a working class woman who doesn't actually do hero stuff (usually) and does taxes instead and she also has a job at Captain 37's Hotel. She says that it's better than doing taxes. And I mean WAY better. However, despite the U:TS episode Captain 7 has a Miserable Day she was never actually fired and that was just for TV, even if it did fool a LOT of people. So much that U:TS had to clarify on UnNational TV that she was NOT fired. She was however almost fired from the Legion of Captains for contributing to indirectly causing Captain 77 to jump out the window; for that they put her on 5 weeks unpaid leave, but she still very much has her hotel job.

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