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King K Rool

Shiver me timbers!

Captain 60 will be sucked up by the King K. Rool Cannon!

Shiver me timbers!

King K Rool

Captain 60 will be sucked up by the King K. Rool Cannon!

Captain 60 is a number captain and a member of the Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan, along with Captain 20 (the leader), Captain 30, Captain 40, and Captain 50.

Origin[]

Captain 60 was born onto a pirate ship, and then quickly abandoned by his parents. This is one of the reasons he is very bitter, because he never got to know his parents. He kept the ship, though, and throughout his teenage years and adulthood, he used it to sail the seven seas. He spent many days like this, exploring the ocean. Eventually, he met a female pirate named Captain 61, who he fell in love with and took her with him on his adventures. Everything was very good, until the crash.

His pirate ship crashed onto an island, which was very high tech. His hand was cut off by a knife on the ship due to the rough landing throwing him onto the knife, and Captain 61 died in the crash, leaving Captain 60 heartbroken. At the island, he went to a hospital and they gave him a hook for a hand. He eventually befriended a 13-year-old named Captain 30 there, and when Captain 30 ran away from home, Captain 60 came along with him. They went to a place called UnAmerica, and Captain 60 worked at a Japanese restaurant with Captain 30, who was a sushi chef. Captain 60 was in charge of taking all the fish and rice from overseas into the building on his pirate ship. Captain 30 got bored of his job, though, so he took a lot of cash from the restaurant's money vault and took Captain 60 with him to run off again. They eventually met this guy named Captain 20 who asked them to join his new clan, the ACACC. Captain 30 accepted, so Captain 60 accepted too, and was a member since.

Powers/Weapons[]

Like the rest of the ACACC, Captain 60 has no powers, but a lot of cool weapons to make up for it. He has a pirate sword that is incredibly sharp, a hook that's made for hashing and slashing, and when on his ship, has cannons, guns, rifles, and pretty much any weapon you could imagine.

Trivia[]

  • The pirate character was originally going to be the idea for Captain 40, but I had a really cool idea for a cowboy captain that I couldn't pass on, so Captain 40 became the cowboy and the pirate was pushed back to Captain 60.
  • Sadly during Roberta's rampage he met his end when Roberta shot her musket and blew a golf ball sized hole into his head and he died on the spot. They had to reconstruct him after the fact, and he wasn't the same from that point on.
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