Captain 5 is the one of the most dangerous Captain in the UnUniverse and his UnRank is 500,000,000 and is currently planning to
Captain 5 attacked Chuck Norris because he called him a Lame-E-O and they fought for 2 weeks and eventully killed him (but he came back to life a day after DUH). Captain 0 heard the news and realized that a being this powerful is too dangerous to exist so he attacked him and they had a long fight and just as Captain 0 was about to die Monsta came out of nowhere and ate Captain 5. Then after Monsta spit him out. Captain 5's rank was changed to 0.
Captain 5 was thrown in the german prison but he smuggled 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of Red Bull into his cell and his UnRank became 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 attacked Captain 0 but he had a trick up his sleeve. Captain 0 had changed his Unrank to 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and flicked captain 5 into a black hole
Amazingly he survived but know is stuck there forever
About 3 UnYears after Captain 5 was flicked into the black hole mentioned earlier, the evil captain did a very risky thing: He let the singularity infuse him! He now had the ability to fly through space and suck stuff in like a black hole and he was headed for the UnWorld, too!
(See the 5-Hole article for more information)