—Captain 37 at his Hotel, speaking in his accent.
Captain 37 is the owner of Captain 37's Hotel (surprise, surprise). In his hotel, he owns room number 17 on the 6th floor. He is reminiscent of 30s' partygoers and particularly speaks in a 30s' accent.
History
One day, some idiots decided to go biking. They were on a ramp, when suddenly a hallucination of a hatted Captain came into view. They crashed. Soon after, 37 was born from the hallucination. Rambling on and on about 30s' stuff, 37 was eventually put in asylum.
However, he escaped. He used his comically large head and headbutted the glass. He soon after escaped.
Trivia
- This is Berry's favorite Captain of them all. (don't tell Captain 0)
- A clone of him was murdered in UUAYNTHUNG: THse Muvia.
- His hat has a revolver in it that can come out the top and shoot people he dislikes.
- He has his own ship and his own rocket.
- Captain 37 is responsible for using the fusion-machine 9000 to fuse Mama Luigi and Keyaruga into Beta Luigi.
- If you do not book a room at his hotel, you will asplode.
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