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Hiya, my ol' friends, pals, gentlemen, and fine ladies! Book my FABULOUS hotel or DIE. Captain 37 at his Hotel, speaking in his accent.

Captain 37 is the owner of Captain 37's Hotel (surprise, surprise). In his hotel, he owns room number 17 on the 6th floor. He is reminiscent of 30s' partygoers and particularly speaks in a 30s' accent.

History

One day, some idiots decided to go biking. They were on a ramp, when suddenly a hallucination of a hatted Captain came into view. They crashed. Soon after, 37 was born from the hallucination. Rambling on and on about 30s' stuff, 37 was eventually put in asylum.

However, he escaped. He used his comically large head and headbutted the glass. He soon after escaped.

Trivia

StubMario This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help find out who is the imposter is by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE] If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually be erased.
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