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Captain 3 is one of the most evil creatures in all of the UnUniverse. His UnRank is Infinity x Infinity x 1. He (somehow) punched Chuck Norris in the face, but Chuck said it only felt like a pillow hitting his face, so he twisted Captain 3's wrist and then punched Captain 3 in the face. Boy, was there blood everywhere. Everyone worshipped Chuck when that happened. After being defeated by Chuck Norris, he became deranged and tried to think of many plans to destroy the UnUniverse. But he always failed so he went to Captain 1 and allied with him. He is now a member of the Legion of Captains.
OrIGiN[]
Captain 3 was first discovered after a copy of UnAnything: The Shame 2 from the UnAnything Headquarters somehow ended up on ebay, and eventually somebody who acquired it posted their CREEPY experiences on the Internet, which reads:
So I like the UnAnything Wiki (like everybody else), so when I went to my friends house after he recently asploded after getting all his organs stolen, and found a copy of UnAnything: The Shame 2 - I gladly stole it. Like, he did call shames "games" for some reason, so he probably deserved to die the horrific death he recieved.So anyway, the disc was kind of spoopy as it was blank aside from the the words "UnYthinh The: sHAEme two" being inscribed upon it. I loaded it into my EPIC gamer rig (I earn quite a lot of UnDollars from my job as a vape taste tester) and it showed the intro for UNANYTHING; THE SHAME 3? with the score displayinh as 333. This did spook me a bit but I decided it must be a glitch and so I started - unknowing of the horrors that were to come.
I was brought to a character select screen, which included Captain 0, Mario? aND CAPTAIN 1?! HOW COULD YOU PLAY AS CAPTAIN 1 IN A UNANYTHING SHAME?! So I picked Captain 0 and I was brought to the first level "3-3 - Paradise Lost", which resembled the Undefeatable Palace but sunken into the deepest pits of Bob Saget's domain, with FIRE AND HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD. Poor Captain 0 looked super scared but I had to force him to walk to the right, as dead number captains were scattered around the place. Eventually, Captain 0 found the one responsible for this: Captain 1, who gave him a evil grin. Though Captain 1 looked different, somehow even more evil, as Captain 0 clenched his fist and tried to attack, but Captain 1 just punched him, causing him to asplode into GORE.
I was shook, but I selected Mario next, which took me to "6-6 Six", which begun with Mario roaming about the mushroom kingdom when suddenly the screen started flashing so many colours (which I would realise was a intentional attempt to kill me if I so happened to be epeleptic) and Mario found Luigi in the same dead asploded state I found my friend, Mario was clearly upset, but he didn't have much time to mourn before the eviler Captain 1 suddenly emerged from a pipe, and threw him into a pipe filled with lava, turning Mario into a dead mario (like Dry Mario, but not alive).
I WAS TERRIFIED BUT I HAD TO CONTINUE, SO I SELECTED THE BASTARD BEHIND ALL THIS! The level was called "9-9 The Ninefold Truth" and I was surprised to find Captain 1 sitting their miserable after the demise of Captain 0. I shouted "WHY ARE YOU UPSET? YOU DID IT" before Captain 1 walked across the screen and eventually found the... Eviler Captain 1? I was scared and confused, as Captain 1 confronted his doppleganger, demanding them to reveal themself. Suddenly in a burst of static, Captain 1 was gone and the Eviler Captain 1 opened it's mouth: revealing a pair of evil red eyes as darkness overcame it's body, with the eyes eventually closing. As the entire screen was engulfed by static... all text on screen became a endless string's of 333333333333333333333.
I remember a trend where the number 3 was considered super scary for a while, perhaps this evil entity was BORN OFF THAT! Before I could get my thought's together, the pitch black number captain smashed it's head against the screen (making itself dizzy), and once it recovered, it decided to simply punch it's way out. with the screen cracking and the static getting worse with each punch, Oh GOD NO!...
Just after this message was posted, the poster was luckily saved by Captain 0 who punched the creepypasta demon so hard, he got launched all the way to the UnAnything HQ and got hurled into the computer network of the Legion of Captain's.
Trivia[]
- He is somehow simultaneously a ally of Captain 1 (greatest enemy of the Legion) and a member of the Legion of Captain's.
Gallery[]
From what I've heard, somebody dissected him and turns out he's literally full of darkness and the hospital he was in was haunted by 999 ghosts. I dunno though, you could try to knock him out and eat a part of him. Serve with Tide Pods.
From what I've heard, somebody dissected him and turns out he's literally full of darkness and the hospital he was in was haunted by 999 ghosts. I dunno though, you could try to knock him out and eat a part of him. Serve with Tide Pods.
YOU_WILL_DIE.exe
(TRISKAPHOBIA WORLD)
Traps his target in a desolate digital space where can shoot DIE out of his hands and manipulate 3-dimensional distances. Unlike other final smashes with .exe at the end, this one actually is an executable file.
YOU_WILL_DIE.exe
(TRISKAPHOBIA WORLD)
Traps his target in a desolate digital space where can shoot DIE out of his hands and manipulate 3-dimensional distances. Unlike other final smashes with .exe at the end, this one actually is an executable file.
This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the UnAnything Wiki out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might get deleted.
This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the UnAnything Wiki out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might get deleted.