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Captain2

Captain 2 being sad as usual.

Captain 2 is the opposite of Captain 1 and the VERY opposite of Captain 0. He is the worst villain ever. He's not safe for kids. His UnRank is Infinity plus Infinity.

About Captain 2

Captain 2 is stronger than Captain 1, yet Captain 0 is stronger than Captain 2 because Captain 0 can still beat him even if their UnRanks are equal. He once tried to defeat Chuck Norris. Boy, what a BIG mistake he made. You see why? Chuck Norris is stronger than anyone else, even Captain 2. So, Chuck would have defeated him in 1 second. He formed an alliance with Captain 1, although that didn't work out. You'll see why in the Trivia. Captain 2 once got arrested, but he is so strong (although not strong as Chuck Norris) that he got out of jail free by destroying the prison. It is unknown what Captain 2 is doing now, because right now he is getting SO mysterious! Oh god!

Trivia

  • Captain 2 is the 2nd most powerful member in the Legion of Captains.
  • You know how Captain 2's alliance with Captain 1 didn't work out? Well, Captain 1 denied him because he tried to steal Captain 1's kill on Captain 0. Now they are enemies forever.
  • You know how Captain 1 is a big zero as shown in the trivia of Captain 1? Well, Captain 2 is the next big zero. Or should we call him BIG -0. Wait, what if there is a Captain -0? We will never know...
  • He tried to do circus acts at the circus, but everyone hated him so he got kicked out.
  • He got a home in hell, but it got destroyed by Po because he didn't like him too.
  • Nobody likes him, except Norris Chuck cuz he created him.
  • He once got stranded in Teletubby Land. He defeated all the Teletubbies. He made a portal to get back home to his now nonexistent house.
  • Unlike Captain 1 and Captain 0, he was born with no hands. He eventually grew 3 though. COINCIDENCE? Yes.
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