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[[File:Captain2.png|thumb|AAAHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES ARE DROWNING!!!!!!!]] Captain 2 is the Opposite of [[Captain 1]] and the VERY Opposite of [[Captain 0]]. He once created this BORING guy named [[Norris Chuck]]. He is the worst villain ever. He's not safe for kids. His Unrank is Infinity plus Infinity.
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'''Captain 2''' is the opposite of [[Captain 1]] and the VERY opposite of [[Captain 0]]. He once created this BORING guy named [[Norris Chuck]]. He is the worst villain ever. He's not safe for kids. His [[UnRank]] is Infinity plus Infinity.
   
=== About Captain 2 ===
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== About Captain 2 ==
Captain 2 is stronger than Captain 1, yet Captain 0 is stronger than Captain 2 because Captain 0 can still beat him even if their UnRanks are equal. He once tried to defeat [[Chuck Norris]]. Boy, what a BIG mistake he made. You see why? Chuck Norris is stronger than anyone else, even Captain 2. So, Chuck would have defeated him in 1 second. He formed an alliance with Captain 1, altough that didn't work out. You'll see why in the Trivia. Captain 2 once got arrested, but he is so strong (although not strong as Chuck Norris) that he got out of jail free by destroying the prison. It is unknown what Captain 2 is doing now, because right now he is getting SO mysterious! Oh god!
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Captain 2 is stronger than Captain 1, yet Captain 0 is stronger than Captain 2 because Captain 0 can still beat him even if their UnRanks are equal. He once tried to defeat [[Chuck Norris]]. Boy, what a BIG mistake he made. You see why? Chuck Norris is stronger than anyone else, even Captain 2. So, Chuck would have defeated him in 1 second. He formed an alliance with Captain 1, although that didn't work out. You'll see why in the Trivia. Captain 2 once got arrested, but he is so strong (although not strong as Chuck Norris) that he got out of jail free by destroying the prison. It is unknown what Captain 2 is doing now, because right now he is getting SO mysterious! Oh god!
   
=== Trivia ===
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== Trivia ==
 
* You know how Captain 2's alliance with Captain 1 didn't work out? Well, Captain 1 denied him because he tried to steal Captain 1's kill on Captain 0. Now they are enemies forever.
 
* You know how Captain 2's alliance with Captain 1 didn't work out? Well, Captain 1 denied him because he tried to steal Captain 1's kill on Captain 0. Now they are enemies forever.
 
* You know how Captain 1 is a big zero as shown in the trivia of Captain 1? Well, Captain 2 is the next big zero. Or should we call him BIG -0. Wait, what if there is a Captain -0? We will never know...
 
* You know how Captain 1 is a big zero as shown in the trivia of Captain 1? Well, Captain 2 is the next big zero. Or should we call him BIG -0. Wait, what if there is a Captain -0? We will never know...
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* He got a home in hell, but it got destroyed by [[Po]] because he didn't like him too.
 
* He got a home in hell, but it got destroyed by [[Po]] because he didn't like him too.
 
* Nobody likes him, except Norris Chuck cuz he created him.
 
* Nobody likes him, except Norris Chuck cuz he created him.
* He once got stranded in [[Teletubby Land]]. He defeated all the [[Teletubbies]]. He made a portal to get bacj home to his now nonexistent house.
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* He once got stranded in [[Teletubby Land]]. He defeated all the [[Teletubbies]]. He made a portal to get back home to his now nonexistent house.
 
* Unlike Captain 1 and Captain 0, he was born with no hands. He eventually grew 3 though. COINCIDENCE? Yes.
 
* Unlike Captain 1 and Captain 0, he was born with no hands. He eventually grew 3 though. COINCIDENCE? Yes.
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Revision as of 13:20, 30 November 2014

Captain2

AAAHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES ARE DROWNING!!!!!!!

Captain 2 is the opposite of Captain 1 and the VERY opposite of Captain 0. He once created this BORING guy named Norris Chuck. He is the worst villain ever. He's not safe for kids. His UnRank is Infinity plus Infinity.

About Captain 2

Captain 2 is stronger than Captain 1, yet Captain 0 is stronger than Captain 2 because Captain 0 can still beat him even if their UnRanks are equal. He once tried to defeat Chuck Norris. Boy, what a BIG mistake he made. You see why? Chuck Norris is stronger than anyone else, even Captain 2. So, Chuck would have defeated him in 1 second. He formed an alliance with Captain 1, although that didn't work out. You'll see why in the Trivia. Captain 2 once got arrested, but he is so strong (although not strong as Chuck Norris) that he got out of jail free by destroying the prison. It is unknown what Captain 2 is doing now, because right now he is getting SO mysterious! Oh god!

Trivia

  • You know how Captain 2's alliance with Captain 1 didn't work out? Well, Captain 1 denied him because he tried to steal Captain 1's kill on Captain 0. Now they are enemies forever.
  • You know how Captain 1 is a big zero as shown in the trivia of Captain 1? Well, Captain 2 is the next big zero. Or should we call him BIG -0. Wait, what if there is a Captain -0? We will never know...
  • He tried to do circus acts at the circus, but everyone hated him so he got kicked out.
  • He got a home in hell, but it got destroyed by Po because he didn't like him too.
  • Nobody likes him, except Norris Chuck cuz he created him.
  • He once got stranded in Teletubby Land. He defeated all the Teletubbies. He made a portal to get back home to his now nonexistent house.
  • Unlike Captain 1 and Captain 0, he was born with no hands. He eventually grew 3 though. COINCIDENCE? Yes.