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Begone, scourge of evil!

Captain 17, thinking he is a strong warrior.

Captain 17 is a Number Captain. He was generated from the UnAnything Team's Computer, but it seems that they had skipped over Captain 17 and went straight to Captain 18, so Captain 17 was born. He is currently undergoing Anti-Crime training with Captain 20.

Origins[]

When Captain 17 was first generated, the guys in charge of the Number Captain Generating wondered why he was so short. Later, through looking at the security camera footage very careful investigation by the UnPolice, it was discovered that Dipsy, WaMr. L and Giygas broke in and changed the computer's power level to UNDER -9000. This caused a glitch in the system and generated a Number Captain who was like 2 feet tall. Except for this, he was an ordinary Number Captain. One day, while Captain 17 was at the Krusty Krab trying to order a Big Mac (he never got it), he saw Captain 30 there throwing his shurikens at a tree 5 miles away, and he was inspired, so he went to Captain 20 who was standing nearby and pestered him until he decided to teach him.

Training[]

Captain 17's daily training includes using the Weegee Stare Simulator (rumored to be invented by Weegee himself!), drinking Lean (how is he not dead???), hitting walls with his rubber sword, and listening to Justin Beaver, even though Nobody, not even The Noise likes that stuff. Is this even real training?

Trivia[]

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