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OI! SCREW DAT' STUPID DRUNKEN OWL!!
—Captain 15, talking about Duo. We think she was drunk.
'Oieh... Let's joehst say we dahn't 'ave moehch in cahmmon, ya no'?
—Captain 15, talking about her relations with Horrortime Tubby. She was confirmed to be drunk.
Captain 15 is some random Number Captain (created as part of a mutation program to reject modernity and return to countng) meant to emulate 2% of Captain 0's extensive power using sensitive acid and gas (read: helium hydride and chlorine trifluoride). She's also the leader and liberator of The A.Z.C.F after she triumphed over Horrortime Tubby and took over the department. As with her powers herself, it was just barely enough to become an Undefeatable Associate.
She is very poisonous, as with the downsides of being a girl she extensively puts on makeup (which doesn't even improve her appearance because she's a Captain) which mixes with her Number Captain Poison. We don't know how it happens, since it is contained beneath her metal exterior, but it happens. Of course, the reason it did happen was because of its' weirdly corrosive properties. We've guessed it was due to the manufacturer using some sort of copper, which mixed with the metal layer and made a corrosive entrance. Brave men have almost triumphed over this liquid named Captain 15's Blood, but have failed and paid the ultimate price.
History[]
In 2042, scientists in the UnWorld (guided by the Legion of Captains, of course to expand their team) figured out (after 30 years of hard work) how to at least emulate 2% of Captain 0's power. Though this might sound little, remember: Captain 0's a Lower Undefeatable. As such this meant he had power approaching the limits of comprehension, and so Captain 15's 2% power was enough to be a huge help to the Legion of Captains.
During the design process, the stupid UnTeam appointed fellow UnTeam member and talented designer VestaServal (named after the asteroid 4 Vesta) to design the proportions of Captain 15, at the price of a daily order of McDonald's. As the scientists and the designer worked together endlessly for months, days and even seconds, the operation was finished; there was officially a Number Captain who emulated a small portion of the vast power of Captain 0.
Though the operation was successful, they learned one lesson and figured out one mistake: Girls hate ugliness. The creator of her model was a bit confused on proportions of a normal Number Captain, so they made custom "feminine" proportions, and Captain 15 did NOT like that. As such, she kept putting beauty dandruff and lipstick on until she looked quote "beautful!!one" This was soon realized as a fatal mistake due to the fact that the makeup mixed with her Number Captain Poison, which caused it to turn into a substance dubbed Captain 15's Blood, which is a horrible looking liquid that when consumed is 12% worse than Number Captain Poison. Though this seems good, it's not.
As for her liberation of The A.Z.C.F? Well, let's just say NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS EVENT! that it was a really weird event, which happened on a fine Tuesday evening in 2066..
At this point, Captain 15 was nearing 25 years of age and she was walking around the bowels of Sesame Street. Suddenly, she saw Horrortime Tubby fatally injuring one of his rookies for quote "NOT GIVING ME ENOUGH DOUGHNUTS!" Though this seemed scandalous, it was stupid (of course). Captain 15 decided to stay a bit to monitor Horrortime using security cameras, and she saw how cruel and unjust he was being. And so she absolutely obliterated the local McDonald's, bust down their door and said "I'M GONNA LIBERATE YA, SUCKERS!" She then called the FBI which arrested all the weird looking people inside.
Though she thought she was just a hero for being a bad guy catcher, she soon figured out actual gang members were in the department. Due to her selflessness and firm standing while being on the brink of a total coolant arrestation, she was instated as the new head of The A.Z.C.F and everyone lived happily ever after...
...though before Horrortime Tubby was arrested and sentenced to 3 months in The Pear Wiggler to atone for his crimes, he vowed that at the End of Days he would have an epic battle with Captain 15 and truly kill her once and for all and take over The A.Z.C.F one last time.
What's Going On Now?[]
Well, ever since her bravery and mass arresting of A.Z.C.F members, she decided to test her bravery by tuning in to the UnRank Scales. She considered the bar set for the Associates to be undeservingly low to her, as her skill on the front line of the law "went unmatched by all but the Undefeatables". She failed and was violently torn into pieces. It was The Man Behind The Slaughter who had to "put her back together" after that incident.
Trivia[]
- Captain 15 HATES Hoagies! She thinks they're disgusting.
- hol up she hates sandwiches?
- If you drink Captain 15's Blood in unison with Number Captain Poison, they will mix together and 2 x 1.12 is 2.24. 2.24 is the number that represents the multiplier of the mixture's toxicity. Nobody will find out about your death, so this is illegal you know!
- It was predicted by an oracle that during the End of Days (specifically during The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny) that Captain 15 and Horrortime Tubby would fight until each fell down a volcano. However, due to her extendable Number Captain hands, she was able to grab on a ledge and leave Horrortime to DIE in classic Didney style. (that is, until the UnUniverse restarted)
- Captain 15 likes reading The Daily Coffee.
- Captain 15 is rumored to be a manager of the Legion of Captains.
- Under her leadership, The A.Z.C.F became rich as investors bought into The A.Z.C.F to protect them from Zodiacs.
- Captain 15 is good with guns due to her custom-built combat nature and, despite common belief to the contrary, can hit a target as small as one barn (the really tiny kind). This explains why her Final Smash is so.
- Speaking of which, Captain 15 and Captain -0 once did a duet together while looking for a target.
- At a glance, it might seem that 2% of Captain 0's power is a bit much for 15. However, all the powers she has are Captain 15's Blood, gun skills and a secret Rocket Launcher in her hand.
- Horrortime still wants to kill Captain 15 for what she did. Though, it seems his memory of the incident is starting to fade.
- Despite widespread public misinformation to the contrary, the Teletubbies are not currently hiding due to her presence in the same dimension.
- Everything 15 does is Lawful Good. Everything about her is Lawful Good. Be like Captain 3x5.
- She has an Irish accent due to the fact that the cheapest vocoder was programmed to be Irish.
- You can chat with an AI replica of her on character.ai (Though, it's not perfect)
The Shooter
Captain 15 shoots you. That's it.
メアリー・スー (MARY SUE)
キャプテン15 (CAPTAIN 15)
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MARY SUE gives Captain 15 the ability to BEAT YOU UP AND THEN YOU DIE AND ASPLODE!!!???