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Captain 12

Lulz. What a nerd. N E R D !!!!!

To explain the concept of time travel, first we need to talk about wormholes. What are wormholes, you might ask? Well, they're generally strewn around the universe and can actually send you to an alternate universe where time has been reversed. You'd need a really fast coordinate directed rocket though, as wormholes are very far from us and can generally travel 5 seconds back in time. Yikes!

Captain 12, being a smart asshole

To solve cancer, we could just create nanobots with TINY swords that could directly kill cancer cells! It's just so easy!! But there's one problem: We don't have the technology!

Captain 12, being a smart asshole AGAIN.

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Captain 12's original model, before he was retrofitted with his glasses and was green and grey instead.

Captain 12 (also known as Captain Time) is, well, a Number Captain. He's also part of the Management of the Legion of Captains. He is generally a big nerd and was the first ever person to figure out time travel. He's also the reason why this wiki's timeline keeps being retconned; he repeatedly goes back in time to get rid of stuff he doesn't like. He is also the smartest of all the Number Captains. Although weak, his IQ is 279 (and THAT is saying SOMETHING) due to DNA RAM (or ROM, you tell me asshole) data being tampered with.

He is also rumoured to be the Grim Reaper of the UnUniverse, and appears almost every time someone dies, to take their soul to Heaven, Hell, or Purgatory. He is actually Captain 11's indirect brother born by tampered Number Captain DNA. Speaking of which, Captain 12 is the second most working employee at the management of the legion of Captains; just behind his wacky sister Captain 11.

Biography[]

Captain 12 was created when the concept of time itself was somehow combined with Number Captain DNA, specifically Captain 11's DNA. How did it happen? Well, people on Earth wanted to tamper with DNA of a Number Captain to produce specific Number Captains. Their first successful result? Captain 12. After this, they then tampered another Number Captain's DNA to create Captain 10 and later Captain 1,000.

He is the weird nerdy brother of Captain 11, who never agreed (and never objected) to having an indirect brother. He is the first successful clone experiment as part of a clone program to produce cool Number Captains of their own, and then make a business out of it.

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