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That's it; I'm gonna put a stop to 9's hallucinations. I've just about HAD it!

Captain 11, having the most amazing idea.

I have to get these reports done.. WHO THE HELL WOULD DESTROY 1 BILLION UNDOLLARS WORTH OF HEADQUARTERS?

Captain 11 on a busy day

Captain 11 is a Number Captain that is part of the management team of the Legion of Captains. She is the first ever female to join the management team and is usually very tired taking care of her very sad husband Captain 9 and putting in reports. She is known for her extensive night and day shifts where she extensively writes in reports and checks earned from her husband's unagreed business. She was been awarded the "What the hell, dude?" award many times for working almost 24/7 365 days a year.

Biography[]

Captain 11 is 46 as of writing this. This means she was born 1978. To be exact, she was born July 3rd 1978 to.. I don't know, actually. All we know is that she was friends with Captain 9 before they even were married and was a HUGE extrovert back then. But come on, it was the 80s! Anyways, Captain 11 dated Captain 9 because he wasn't such a crybaby back then and genuinely though (for some reason) "I could manage this."

Later, they married in 2008, but it was a horrible idea because this where Captain 9 started to REALLY cry. He cried so much that Captain 11 started to get so tired but couldn't sleep. Because of this, her eyes literally changed to red and she had to resort to drinking coffee every single day. This resulted in the crazy person Captain 11 is today.

She has been working at the Legion of Captains ever since 2010 and was the first to ever join the team that was female AT ALL. She drinks a lot of coffee, and generally is just weird.

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