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Captain 100 is a Number Captain educated with Pure Pain since birth and has extensive training with katanas. She forged her 5-foot 10-pound katana all by herself with rocks from the Moon and imbued with the coldest materials on UnWorld. She affectionately calls it Century. She is also skilled with her polearms. She will never let go of her wakizashi anytime or anywhere.

Captain 100 is a member of the Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan and the 5th most feared member, behind Captain 140, Captain 150, Captain 50, and Captain 1000. People fear her because she's one of those antisocial mute dudes with the facial muscle effort of a brick. Plus, she isn't actually mute; her voice is so low (for a girl) and grating that nobody can understand her when she speaks, thus leading people to believe that she is a femboy the first time they see her.

Her first name is Tennouheika. A lot of boys love her. If Captain 37 had a nickel for something something red and white body plus blue eyes something female 2 nickels.

Forged in Fire

Captain 100 is from Japan, she was born with the name Chimeiteki Kaguya Tennouheika, or just Tenno. She was born in a rural part of Japan that had managed to stay out of contact with anything modern since her Chinese ancestors arrived in 0. Tenno had no parents since they got dysentery and died, but she had a mentor named Soukou Taii who taught her the ways of the samurai warrior using the Pure Pain strategy. Tennouheika trained everyday past her limit until she could run 100 hours straight, do 1223 pushups in a row, jump 6 feet from the ground, perform pentaflips front and back, forge steel with her fists, hold breath for 9720 minutes, and be able to withstand the pain of being on fire, all while wearing heavy armor. She used to make friends before training, but after the Pro Pain exam she couldn't make friends to save the world. She still can't make friends.

After succeeding in the Pro Pain exam, Soukou Taii disappeared leaving a mythical metal for Tennouheika to forge a blade with. She never saw him again. She thought he died but didn't attempt modooku because she wasn't taught that.

Washed in Water

Tenno had been pounding the metal for 12 years straight at this point and was finally ready to be cooled in frost water. The blade was strong enough to maintain its shape after rapid cooling. She tested her sword on an obsidian block that plagued the village for a hundred years and cut through it like butter. In that obsidian block was a piece of paper that said to walk along the path the obsidian was on. That did not mean stabbing oneself in half. It was a literal path that led to the house of some guy who wanted a deadly bodyguard and had been waiting for 12 years since the day his samurai bodyguard got ripped in half and strewn apart by some ronin gang. In that time, he only lived in his house.

This man was Joseph Stalin on a vacation in Japan, perhaps he was planning something. Old Joe was actually wanted by the Japanese government because he got there illegally and was a foreigner. The bounty is a lot of money so a bunch of people tried to take him dead or alive, but Stalin paid his own samurai to bodyguard him against the bounty hunters, highwaymen, Teletubby minions, and ronin. Now Stalin wanted a new samurai to defend him and was willing to pay. Tennouheika accepts but doesn't know what money is.

Communist in Concern

Stalin was too young to have a stache in Japan

Stalin was too young to have a stache in Japan

Stalin needed to walk all the way to Tokyo to speak with the Japanese government for some geopolitical business. They needed to walk north on uncharted territory, which was the quickest way to Tokyo. They attempted to skip towns since those were where the enemies were, but the towns they couldn't skip were built into the mountains and those mountain towns happened to be where the most ronin and bandits and gangster governments tended to congregate. But even with all those types ganging up to try and end Stalin, Tennouheika singlehandedly literally ripped them apart; she was using her other hand to hold Io in the air. Tenno was actually liberating several villages from mafias and thieves and stuff, so Stalin had the idea to stop in these towns to turn them Socialist.

Tenno caried Joe across rapid rivers, giant mountains, and brutal weather, and the only one who got hurt was Stalin who got a cold. They arrived at the government building and Stalin told her to wait outside while he went inside. She heard several dying screams and never saw Stalinoid again. She thought he died but didn't know that samurai were supposed to ungus themselves when their employer died.

Regret in Realization

Tenno was offered another job by some dude outside the government building and she accepted. She wasn't paid anything since the dude found out that she didn't know what money was. She gained a whole bunch of kills defending this dude who happened to be Adolf Hitler, but he disappeared, and she thought he died, so she moved on to the next employer. This is the experience she would have for everyone who hired her: guy hires Tenno, Tenno kills bunches of people, guy disappears, Tenno thinks he got dead, Tenno gets hired by some other guy. She would finally realize that she's never decided on anything for herself when she got hired at McDonald's and found the horror of Capitalism: minimum wage work. She quit the day she found out and started meditating under a waterfall in the sewers. A bunch of memories passed by and felt a sense of regret for once when she found that she didn't do what she really wanted to do at some moments.

With that, she decided that she wanted more weapons.

Weapons & Powers

Captain 100 doesn't have any superpowers, she just trained really hard. She traveled the world to get these weapons without a car, boat, or airplane, or horse, or pig, or spider. This is because she trained in Pure Pain technique.

  • Century: a Japanese sword with a 5-foot-long blade made with a nearly indestructible metal. She forged it herself. It is a very cold sword.
  • Soukou Taii: a wakizashi given to her by her mentor which she named after him.
  • Shimasa: a naginata she obtained after killing a woman samurai
  • Nishiba: a guandao she got after killing a Chinese warrior
  • Goshusshinwa: a woldo she received after killing a Korean warrior
  • Taiyotokeru: a halberd she got after killing an English paladin

Armored in Assembly

She joined the Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan after trying justice for the first time. Instead of killing random warriors in duels for no reason, she would protect the innocent from evil ronin, thieves, and the like. Captain 20 found out about this and went all the way to Japan to recruit her. Before actually joining, Tenno wasn't Captain 100 yet since her manufacturing information was lost. Tenno was taken to UnAnything Team HQ and found out that she is Captain 100 and now she could actually join.

Her merciless skill in fighting with a katana got her an infamous reputation among everyone. Many are scared with chills when they see her. This fear is increased by the fact that Tenno has no social skills.