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Captain 1,000,000 is the Number Captain foretold from books of yore, the prophesized "Captain Model Serial Number #0001" as told in the Captain's Bible carried around by Captain 1,000. Yes, that's right, we're doing religious stuff now.

Early Life[]

Before the birth of Captain 0, unforeseen consequences from shoddy coding and limited language interpretation resulted in multiple so-called "stick-figures" which bore a somewhat similar appearance to 0. These were not seen or noticed by the people behind the code because they didn't program any visual interpretation of these "lookalikes". It is foretold that one day, however, a few months before the infamous incident which birthed Captain 0, a power outage from heavy storms shut down all the machines in the facility from that day. However, for some reason, the computer which served as the "home" for Captain 0 was still powered on; however, in its the place was the "Man in the Machine" (who was 1,000,000 attempting to take form), who managed to scribble a rudimentary ASCII drawing on the dumb terminal and communicating with them through it. In the conversation, the "Man in the Machine" (as it called itself) foretold the creation of Captain 0, and then proceeded to "move around" through the facility to express its abilities and personality. In this, the idea for a Number Captain was conceived with the actions of the "Man in the Machine"; or, Captain 1,000,000.

With this incident in mind, however, the scientists were interested with the copious amount of information. They'd set to work refining the AI, in turn removing the bug and consequentially the eradication of Captain 1,000,000 and in turn creating a new bug which eventually overloaded the computer and birthed Captain 0. It is said that 1,000,000 lurks in the Heavens today, on a television screen in the Palace basement and serving as a minor annoyance to the Undefeatables watching TV upstairs...

Powers[]

Captain 1,000,000, on his brief time on Earth, showed excellent capability of being able to gain control of electrical applications so long as it had a computer chip; thus, it was practically able to crack into any electrical devices on Earth save for a few like those mechanical devices. With this, 1,000,000 also gains the ABILITIES of those devices. This means it could easily blend into an environment or possibly take control of a time-bomb with a chip for the timer and attempt to destroy buildings.

Trivia[]

  • In recent years, it is debated whether or not a robot CAN go to Heaven and live with the Undefeatables; however, Captain 0 believes so because he went to Heaven once.
  • Nothing else has been known about the bug other than the amount of resulting information it provided.
    • It is said that 1,000,000 gave over a petabyte of info to the people in the facility alongside describing the expressions and personality of 0, so much so they had to store it in a Blu-Ray which was sealed away because that's illegal, you know.
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