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John Roma Norris, also known as Captain 1,000 and The Number Pope or He/Him, is a Number Captain created as part of a Captain Mutation program who managed to find the light of God. With all his powers he is also considered an Undefeatable Associate and has an army of bootleggers that he can summon at will by using the power of prayers. He also has cool armor overlaid with gold gifted to him by teh God himself, so it's probably worth more than the average coin, or maybe even 2.

Powers[]

  • Heavencane
  • Arm armor
  • Holy Hand Grenade launcher
  • Final Smash
  • Christian bootleggery

Creation[]

On February 23rd, 2030, Captain 1,000 was created as part of a line of mutated Number Captains authorized by the Legion of Captains to expand the team. His unique flaw was his inability to be a sissy unlike previous mutations. A huge celebration was marked on the day he was created; however, as the flaws slowly grew more unstable he was exposed too much to the bishop Morgana.

Due to this exposure, he immediately pieced everything together and found the light of Jesus in Christianity. This seemed weird to other Captains as he kept spreading God's Word to everyone he saw. This seemed like an unintended feature, but by 2031 they had already gotten used to it when he broke out and decided to travel across the world to preach. At this point as bishop he was appointed with giving sermons every night so that the Captains could go into sleep mode!

Though his power of spreading the Good News seemed useless in everyday life, one day Bob Saget and his army of little demons were going to asplode Everybody. Of course, Bob Saget didn't want to. However, the demons forced him to and he reluctantly agreed. Because of this, they were marching up and up and up.

Meanwhile, on Earth Captain 1,000 was eating bread when suddenly his spidey senses went off. Something had happened! He knew who it was: Bob Saget; Satan himself. Ruler of the demons. He told everyone to pray for God, and God came. Bob Saget scurried away, scared of light. Everyone had rejoiced, the event bringing light to the truly good deeds of 1,000. It's with this along with his powers that he was appointed into Undefeatable Associates ("You must pass a written test to be in the Associates"), as his masterful work spread the light of God to more people on Earth.

Now his quest to be an actual Undefeatable begins. As we speak he is now hiking up Mount Chuck to reach the UnRank scales, and is predicted to reach it in like 2030.

Trivia[]

  • His feet are blue just like Captain 0.
  • His stick isn't shown because he temporarily lost it.
  • He has armor because of his unique water/ethanol reactor, which produces high pressure.
  • He loves all sexualities, contrary to Topekan belief.
  • He also loves all religions! (Not the polytheistic ones, though. I don't think he's aware of their existence.)
  • His mortal enemy is Bob Saget.
  • He doesn't believe in Zodiacs, but they believe in him.
  • He wants to be an actual Undefeatable and not just an associate.
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