[SUPER CLASSIFIED!]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, MOVE ALONG! THIS IS PRIVATE, GET YOUR EYES OFF THIS! WE AREN'T KIDDING, STOP READING THIS!! NOW!
FINE! Just, stop spying on us...
The pizza is 37cm in diameter, ok? Now here’s the ingredients, say them in the tune of Marisa stole the Precious Thing or I will be at your house:
- 72 hour aged Arabian Flour dough prepared from scratch.
- Normal pizza sauce, but it's made from the highest quality tomatoes, herbs and spices.
- 5 cheeses (Parmesan (and NOT that cheap shaker shit!), very high quality mozzarella, lord of the hundreds, white stilton gold and Pule.
- The finest prawns and shrimp freshly caught off the coast of Italy.
- Chanterelles
- Hand picked Himalayan pink salt
- A5 Wagyu beef chunks
- Jámon Ibérico ham
- Shredded truffles
- 3 types of very high end Caviar
- Hand prepared Sushi-style Copper River king salmon
- Tellicherry peppercorns
- Foie gras made from a variety of ducks and geese
- Whatever Louie chooses for the week
- Hand picked Iranian saffron
- 12 Coffin Bay king oysters (shell and pearl included)
- Lobster flamed in VERY expensive wine caught off the coast of Norway
- EDIBLE GOLD FLAKES!!!!
- You don’t choose your drink, you’re getting a very expensive champagne whether you want it or not!
- Delivery from Captain 0 himself AND a sommelier!
Hey, this is meant to be a parody of the Louis XIII pizza!
In total, this Pizza is gonna cost you Un$60,000.