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In 2040, after Captain 1 was killed, they opened up MANY restaurants around the UnUK. Now there's a few that are located in [[Palm City]]!
 
In 2040, after Captain 1 was killed, they opened up MANY restaurants around the UnUK. Now there's a few that are located in [[Palm City]]!
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{{Louie|Delicious food!! You should eat here instead of Mario’s Pizza, no poison to be found here...}}
 
 
==Food Menu==
 
==Food Menu==
   

Revision as of 03:22, 13 September 2021

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Captain 0's Pizza

The logo

Captain 0's Pizza is a pizza place run by Captain 0. It is known for that fact that every customer that goes in the restaurant comes out more awesome. Ingredients may vary, but they are almost always awesome. There is only one restaurant and it is located somewhere in London, just across the street from Buckingham Palace.

In 2012, Captain 1 destroyed the restaurant, but another one was opened down the block.

On November 9, 2013, Captain 1 destroyed Captain 0's Pizza AGAIN.

Shortly after the 2nd destruction, a rumor started that Captain 0 is running an underground (by that, we mean located inside Westminister Tube station) Captain 0's Pizza store somewhere in London. These rumors turned out to be TRUE. However, the website for Captain 0's Pizza can only be accessed by members of the Upper Counsel of Undefeatables for some reason. However now the website is available to everyone.

In 2040, after Captain 1 was killed, they opened up MANY restaurants around the UnUK. Now there's a few that are located in Palm City!

Food Menu

 
Item Description The Price
Regular Pizza Pizza with tomato sauce, awesomesauce, and cheese. Un$10
Meat Pizza A regular pizza with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and MOAR awesomesauce. Un$25
Vegetarian Pizza A meat pizza with tofu instead of meat and with EVEN MOAR awesomesauce. Un$30
Dessert Pizza A pizza with awesomesauce cookies for crust, with awesomesauce ice cream for the rest of the pizza. YUMMY! Un$10
Awesomesauce Pizza A pizza with random toppings, but it always contains Awesome Juice. Ironically, it is the only item without awesomesauce serves at this restaurant, although it is still awesome to ingest. Un$13.37
Spaghetti Pizza A pizza with spaghetti on it. Oh, and it has awesomesauce. Un$15
Mushroom Pizza A pizza with LOTSA mushrooms (Field Mushrooms, field mushrooms are not deadly), pineapples, ham, salami and cheese, don't forget awesomesauce! Un$18.99
Box o' AWESOME Chicken Wings A box of chicken wings, a tiny bit of buffalo sauce, followed by some BBQ sauce, and awesomesauce Un$20
QuadPizza 4 Pizzas in ONE, including mushroom pizza, spaghetti pizza, meat pizza and regular pizza Un$23
Pizza Deluxe Mushrooms, awesomesauce, pineapples, bacon and MOAR salami and EVEN MOAR ham! Un$30
Custom Pizza You choose what's on your pizza, you can put mushrooms, awesomesauce, salami, ham, bacon, pineapple, awesome juice, tofu, pepperoni and sausage. Un$13.37
Hawaiian Pizza A Pizza with ham, salami and pineapples. Un$13.37
Box o' AWESOME Ribs A simple box of ribs, with normal rib sauce, and awesomesauce. Un$12.99 for 1 rack, Un$19.99 for 2 racks
Awesome Fries The best french fries you will ever eat in your life, oh and they have a normal amount of salt on them. Un$6.99

Drink Menu

The drinks they serve at the restaurant, note that lotsa them are named after Undefeatables.

 
Item Description The Price
Awesome Cola Literal Coca Cola, with X-TRA ICE! Un$5.99 for bottle, Un$7.99 for can.
Awesomeness Root Beer. Just some A&W Root Beer, trying to be Captain 0's own. Un$5.99 for bottle, Un$7.99 for can.
Chuck Norris Brand Pepsi Just some pepsi, nothing special. Un$5.99 for bottle, Un$7.99 for can.
Doug Demuro's Sparkling Water Just a Bubly sparkling water, you can get cherry, orange, lime and pineapple flavours. Un$5.99 for bottle, Un$7.99 for can.
Dr. Tierboskat Just some Dr. Pepper, nothing special. Un$5.99 for bottle, Un$7.99 for can.
Captain 1,000 Brand 7-UP It's just 7-UP, nothing special. Un$5.99 for bottle, Un$7.99 for can.
OVER 9000 Grape Soda It's just some "average" grape soda, not much special about that. Un$5.99 for bottle, Un$7.99 for can.