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UnAnything Wiki
UnAnything Wiki
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Captain 0's Car is the COOLEST car in the entire UnOmniverse. It is also the mobile base of operations of the Legion of Captains. has OVER 9000 awesome features!! Read the list below to see them:

AWESOME features:[]

  • An AI called Lightning McQueen but he's an AI. It can automatically drive the car and use the other awesome features. You can also talk to it if you are bored. Also, this AI stands for Aritficial Intelligence, not Artificial Idiocy, because it is awesome.
  • An ultra-protective body made out of 100% pure plotholium. Even a Magnum cannot damage it.
  • Doors with 800 separate security layers.
  • Wheels that can grow any type of tire out of them instantly. Examples include race tires, monster tires, metal tires, hover tires, and OVAH 9000 more types.
  • Larger in the inside. The interior of the car is actually as big as Captain 37's ship.
  • Runs on 1234567890 engines powered by boogers from Shaggy Rogers, reaching top speeds of over 999,999,999 mph.
  • A full-size Captain 0's Pizza.
  • A shame room belonging to Captain 10. It contains every shame, shame console, computer and Apple device EVAH MADE. Also contains direct doors to all Captain 0's Pizzas, including the one in the car.
  • A large office where Captain 7 and her Standard Captain employees can work comfortably. It's much smaller than the one at HQ though.
  • A bank managed by Captain 77. It contains a googolplex UnDollars.
  • A base for the Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan.
  • A room which has a VR headset which plays a VR version of The Game.
  • A Chuck Norris statue.
  • A Captain 1 practice dummy that people can beat up.
  • A room displaying cards from The Trading Card Shame.
  • The film studio used to film UnAnything: The MOVIE. UnAnything: The MOVIE 2 was shot at another studio.
  • An armory containing lotsa cool weapons.
  • Lots of other cool stuff.

Guys who use it[]

  • Captain 0 (duh)
  • The Legion of Captains (mobile base of operations)
  • The Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan (mobile base of operations)
  • The Undefeatables (they hang out here sometimes)
  • Nobody (when it's parked)
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