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OWNED! Captain 0

The cake is NAWT a lie! Captain 0 on the Cake

What the f*** is this crap!? That's it... Imma loading ma BFG­9000. Captain 0’s reaction to teh Irate Gamer.

Captain 0 is a computer-created being that has all these awesome powers (hence the 0 in his name means that unamazing mortals have a 0% chance of doing things he does), and is the head of the Legion of Captains, the UnAnything Wiki, and the UnAnything Team. His rival is the evil Captain 1.

Origin and Early to Later life

Captain 0 CRT Screen

A photo of an authentic UnAnything CRT monitor from back in the day. Captain 0 never faced forward again after this point.

He started life as a little boring stick figure in a hi-tech computer. But one day, the computer went slightly haywire, sucking in a fully energized light-bulb and a computer chip, which collided with the stick figure into a creating machine, which brought Captain 0 to life. After scientists discovered his truly awesome powers, he was entered in a fighting stadium, fighting his way to the top of the fighting ring to become the Master Champion. After beating the first Master Champion, Captain 0 became known as one of the greatest fighters who ever lived. He went a-top the UnRank Scales to receive a hardy Roundhouse Kick from Chuck Norris himself, the one thing no one survives. It came, and it went. Captain 0 was left with no internal or external damages, his metal exterior wasn't even warped by the blow. He was then was bestowed the title of Undefeatable, and the rest was history.

Powers

He has powers similar to that of Bruce Lee, but has tougher fist power. He can also jump 30 feet high and run fast, almost as fast as Sonic himself. He also has another cool power: turn his own hands into Mega Man's beam cannon, and can use them with different abilities like a standard blaster, a highly nuclear flamethrower to burn down metal, the force beam of the Gravity Gun, as well as a pocket blaster.

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