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Captain -1

Captain -1 after eating one too many Dinner Blaster burgers

Captain -1 is a good number captain, unlike Captain 1. He is Captain 0's ally and good friend and basically the opposite of Captain 1. He is a negative captain and was the first negative captain to be created before Captain -0. And did we mention that he is big?

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His early life is unknown, but we do know his creation story and some more stuff.

He has teamed up with Captain 0 on many adventures. The most famous of these was when they saved Major ∞ from Adolf Hitler. He also went on a solo mission to kill WaPo but he failed but thankfully neither of them got hurt at all.

He was created when Captain 1 wanted to be more evil and decided that he would use a vacuum cleaner to suck all the good out of himself. The good overloaded and jammed the vacuum cleaner so he got out his iPhone, called Po and the Teletubbies, and asked to borrow Noo-Noo. Noo-Noo swallowed the other vacuum cleaner, absorbed the good, and out popped Captain -1!

After that, he got caught up in the wrath of the Dinner Blaster and ate 1 too many burgers from it and now weighs as much as a car. He’s trying to lose weight but has only lost 100 kilos but has tried to limit his intake of sugars and fats.

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