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Captain α or Captain Alpha is a Number Captain. However, he is not the average number captain, as he is a member of Gen Alpha. It's just another way of saying he is absolutely stupid. He is the embodiment of Gen Alpha and one of Captain 1's allies.

Personality[]

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You're so skibidi lyric video

Theme Song🤮 HEAR AT YOUR OWN RISK

Captain α is extremely cringe because he is negatively influenced from consuming too much TikTok, Lobotomy Dash and Skibidi Toilet at the young age of <10. This makes it so that whenever he speaks, he will have broken grammar and spelling, and his words will be replaced with brainrot words. Here is a comparison of his speech and normal speech, using the sentence "Hello there my friend! How are you?":

- Normal speech: Hello there my friend! How are you?

- Captain α: Wot is up my follow ohio sigma! How skibidi are u on the fanum tas?

Appearance[]

The only thing that lets you know he is a Number Captain is his head and hands. He has a sigma face, which is stupid. His head is floating above a toilet, a reference to Skibidi Toilet. He also has a big GYAT(it pains me to say that word). He is perpetually holding an iPad which he uses to watch brainrot.

Biography[]

Captain α was created when Captain 1 saw Gen Alpha children being stupid on the UnWorld. He thought about creating an embodiment of Gen Alpha and use it to annoy the Legion of Captains. He called it "Project α" and created a machine which was later destroyed so Nobody knows about it. For the project, he kidnapped Googolplex Gen Alpha children and then used the machine to extract the cringe energy out of them, before injecting that energy into a newly born Standard Captain, turning that captain into Captain α.

After his creation, Captain 1 sent him to the HQ of the Legion of Captains. After arriving, he started watching brainrot on his iPad at max volume, causing an alarm due to the ungodly levels of cringe. However, Captain 0 saved the day by shutting down his iPad and kicking him out. It is rumored that Captain 1 is still keeping him around for his next scheme.

Trivia[]

  • His IQ is the same as his UnRank.
  • The only thing he knows about how to control an iPad is how to turn one on.
  • The PIN to his iPad is 69420.
  • His Number Captain Poison is completely harmless.
  • Chuck Norris hates him.
  • Super 17 will kill him one day
Squidward

Absolutely terrible music. I don't even want Captain 1 to hear it. That's how bad this music is.

Squidward

Absolutely terrible music. I don't even want Captain 1 to hear it. That's how bad this music is.

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