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HOWREAD HOW DO YOU READ THIS? THERE'S NO PICTURES!!!

Help this guy by adding some pictures in this article. I think that will shut him up.

Cappy is some hat-ghost that somehow recently joined forces with Mario. All what we know about is Bowser wanted to (yes, really!) MARRY PEACH for some absurd reason, which caused Cappy and Mario shoot both Bowser and Peach, which they then ran off, laughing. That was a pretty dumb decision, right? *chuckles* WRONG!!!

Histroy

For some reason, his sister was randomly kidnapped by Bowser while he was planning his marriage in mid-late 2017. It's probably just she looked just good enough. So then he teamed up with the plumber hero we all know and love, and, sometimes, Luigi. In one terrible adventure, Tinky Winky shot Luigi for absolutely no reason at all. Cappy shot Tinky Winky back, which started a massive gunfight that quickly killed both Cappy and Tinky Winky. But they respawned shortly after.

After that, he hid in his house for a year before receiving an invite from Mario to go on an adventure.

Powers

  • Ummmm... Possession? - Excactly what it says on the tin. Enough said.

Trivia

  • He's been shooting Snowball year-round. We honestly don't know why.
StubMario This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help save money by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE] If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually be eradicated.
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