Shiver me timbers!
Callie Show is about to be sucked up by the King K. Rool Cannon!
The Callie Show is another horrible show and tries to be an anti version of The MellonnLitterZimMeowth Show. According to Pop Fizz the gremlin alchemist, you will get more stupid and get Anxiety. The FBI is investigating this show because they want to make Changed real. This show has also come under fire for grossly mutilating several female subjects during test viewings, they looked like they went to Amigara Fault.
Characters[]
- Callie - bro thinks she is a protagonist
- Whitney - Callie's stupid friend
- Blaire - another Callie's stupid friend
- Invader Zim - why do we even have this stupid antagonist in this show?
- Martha-chan - a rabbit who is a
complete crybabyrabbit, duh. - Bella - a cat can turn Hyde, wait, doesn't she reminds you of something?
- Mittens - Another Bella cat but yes.
- King K. Rool - an Italian Dinosaur
- Lock - A weird kid who dresses as Bob Saget and terrorizes people. Only shows up in one episode.
- Gnarpy - always gets mentioned by Callie when she gets reminder of a past memory when Gnarpy broke up with her because of her cheating on everyone.
- Dandy - why is he even here?
Episodes[]
- No Uber for You: Callie gets banned from using Uber due she was cheating a lot of boyfriends.
- Raccoon Burning Season: Callie joins the Raccoon burning season try to burn Litter Critter.
- Callie Gets UnSuperCharged: Callie fails in a driving test.
- Erased Memories: Bella gets her memories erased after drinking vodka.
- Martha-chan, the One Winged Angel: Martha-chan uses her "One Winged Angel" form, which turns out to be a vodka bottle instead of Mellonn.
- Callie Rans Out of Toilet Paper: Callie rans out of toilet paper, which causes a Mad Max-ahh apocalypse.
- Italian Dinosaur Attack: King K. Rool invades Callie's house.
- Run Like Hell: Callie and the gang go cryptid hunting and get ambushed by Lock and his gang.
- THE LOST EPISODE!: Callie gets psychologically tortured by Dora and Vic, mostly because of Callie's crimes against Round Star
- Your Ex-Boyfriend: After one of Callie's boyfriend mentioned Gnarpy, Callie gets traumas of Gnarpy breaking up with her.
- Callie's World: Callie accidentally gamma radiates the objects, turning them into Twisteds. But, Dandy came from nowhere and the the Twisteds start to beat up Callie for being stupid.
- Stupid Cheating!: Callie tries to cheat on Pop Fizz, but she gets beaten up and yeeted away by Pop Fizz in his beast form, ending the entire series in a cliffhanger.
"Proof" this show is beneficial for girls[]
A science experiment was done by Dib when Callie told him this show makes your face da greatest in Koridai. He told her "Ur crazy!" and did a 15-year study with a group of 6 year olds who watched and didn't watch the show. By the time they were 21, "this" is how they turned out:
Girls NEED
[citation needed][citation needed] this show if they do not want to turn into You. There was one kid that later turned out to be non-binary, however was excluded from the final results because they were so attractive; everybody else was ugly by comparison.
Note: We were bribed by Callie to add her stupid "proof" in here, or she threatened defamation.
Trivia[]
- Pop Fizz and the Good Teletubbies made an anti version of the show, which is so-called as Shade and the Patapons.
- This show was once hijacked by Dora Smarmy and ended up playing a "lost episode" where Callie faces her war crimes on Round Star.