Cake is essentially a whole bunch of drugs and lies mixed together and topped with beer. It is extremely prevalent in the meme world. In Turkey, it gets confused with noodles, but only when it has cream.
Philosophers insist cake is a truth claim, even though such a statement is way too abstract to actually mean anything.
- The cake actually isn't a lie. (see picture) However, you don't get any. It's mine.
- Evil people serve cake to people on their birthdays.
- I ate the cake. It was goooooood.
- Cake can become sentient.