Caillou (translated "Cei Llou") is a 4-year-old bald Canadian Kid who is mad at life, and he's hated by everybody, especially GoAnimators and Hillary Clinton. Well actually, Caillou is friends with Dora, Herobrine, Jeffy, Joshu, and some other annoying kids. Everybody hates Caillou, and you should too!
Caillou always gets grounded by his father Boris, and sometimes, his mother Doris. Caillou has a sister named Rosie, but nobody gives a shit about her. Caillou also has 25 clone brothers, because for every letter of the alphabet, there is a Caillou. Actually, Caillou has 26 clone brothers if you count Kayloo.
Daily Routine[]
- Get mad.
- Smoke weed.
- Get his way.
- Get mad again.
- Sing a song about how he's mad that he doesn't have a girlfriend.
- Bullies his "friends".
- Squish "Rexy" to death.
- Get grounded for a ridiculous amount of time.
- Go to bed and dream about evil plans.
- Repeat.
Caillou pinches his sister Rosie.
Rumors[]
- Caillou has cancer.
- He got the "black card".
- Caillou is a televisional figure of bad behavior IN GENERAL.
- He’s getting “punishment day”
- He's invading Canada with the help of Indian Educational Animation.
- He is on the Ghostbuster's Hit List because he keeps doing strange things in people's neighborhoods.
Truth[]
- He made New Jersey with Herobrine.
- He is bald because... *shocker*... he is bald!
- His singing is similar to that of Rebecca Black's.
- He created the existence of Nuzzlets with Herobrine.
Education[]
Don't be ridiculous, Caillou's family can't afford education for Caillou, he has too many special needs! Instead, he goes to play at his swing set with his friend who shares her name with some fruit. He also watches YouTube videos on how to do things.
Sing-A-Long Time[]
- I'm just a kid who's lame, each day I grow some fame, I like talking I'm Caillou.
- So few things to do, each day is something poo, I'll share fun with me I'm Caillou.
- My world is burning, ruined each day. With mum and papi I've found my bae.
- Growing up is not so fun, except when I get to drive my mom's car off a cliff, I'm Caillou.
- I'm Caillou, and that's me!
Deaths[]
- Death by Freddy Fazbear.
- Turned into pizza by Peppino.
- Gets vaporized in Riddle School 9.
- DIES in the H-un-ger Shames and its sequel.
- He was killed by a red sea of bricks in only 0.69 seconds.
- Spine ripped out by Sub-Zero during The Battle of Armageddon.
- Got decapitated and buried in a coffin by Bob the Builder (his head became a soccer ball).
- Gets shattered by The Giant Women Gigachad Club for stealing White Diamond’s gem so he can be “rizzler powerful”..
- RUI Thomas Fan deleted his existence on Blocksworld..
- Gets ran over by Luke the Blue Mountain Quarry Engine.
- Got PWNed by Classic Sanic.
Crimes Committed[]
- Existing
- Underage Drinking
- Murder
- Consumption of Narcotics
Trivia[]
- Caillou sucks.
- In French, Caillou means pebble.
- Caillou’s parents ALWAYS give into his tantrums!
- Caillou almost always dances and cries at the same time.
- Caillou and his clone has fought Robotboy in a rap battle once.
- Many parents do not let their kids watch Caillou, and we agree with them for once!