What a cactus looks like in Minecraft
A cactus is a weird sharp plant that is native to the UnAmericas. Cacti are used in the production of Razors because of how sharp they are. They're usually green, but can be beige, yellow, or red too. Some animals eat Cactus too like the Amogus or the Desert Pig.
History[]
A long time ago, there used to be cactuses around the UnWorld. All the way from the middle east to the peripheral east. But then they all died in the ice age because global warming-1, except in Brazil. After that they'd go up as far as New Mexico (from the show Breaking Bad).
They used to be very hated for their properties of destroying the natives' dropped items, and were seen as a satanic species of plant, which greatly disturbed them when the Children would gravitate towards these plants for some reason I can't explain. Et sic became a Mexican tradition to disown children who touched any cactus. Eventually the Mexicans stopped caring about their children and the tradition of Et sic[sic] has have ceased, but you can find some UnAmericans who practice Et sic[sic] still.
Weaponifications[]
Swordification[]
The cactus became a good weapon to yield, even so far as to be called "Pain Beaucoup" due to the massive amounts of pain they'd inflict onto the receiver, of course by the French overseeing Lousiana and Quebec in the North America. Their efforts were concentrated into the Cactus of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!, which got stolen about a thousand times and whose current location is in somebody's pockets.
As lawn defense[]
Starting after the zombie apocalypse began, they were repurposed to shoot really sharp needles at balloons. We don't know why this has happened or who gave them sentience. We don't think they're cactuses at this point.
Susification[]
The cactus became very sus after the Amogus started infecting them, and thus become weapons of insanity. ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ