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Cabbage Guy, circa 1573

Cabbage Guy is from the show Avatar: The Last Airbender. He is secretly a deity in disguise, the Greek goddess Aphrodite, whose sacred vegetable is cabbages. Cabbage Guy often is believed to have the ability to teleport anywhere at will. Cabbage Guy's reason for existing is to secretly watch the mortals, and how they treat cabbages. If they are respectful, then they will be blessed with the power of cabbages. However, those who disrespect Cabbage Guy by destroying his cabbages will be punished severely.

One of his biggest fans ever is Tohru Adachi, who loves cabbages dearly.

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