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Ah shit, here we go again

CJ after being thrown out of a cop car, 1992

CJ, also known as Carl Johnson is Big Smoke's partner in crime around the state of San Andreas doing gangsta shit even though he looks like a Play Station 2 character (he is though) and is respected all around LS, SF and what other place is there?

He originates from the 2004 video shame Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas as the protagonist. He is stupid enough to get thrown out of a cop car, then get LOLed at by the feds and get forced to ride a stolen bike.

Story[]

It was 1992, and it was time for Carl to return home to Los Santos which he delivered on his promise.

CJ got thrown out a car to his own discomfort and said what might be his most iconic line. “Ah shit, here we go again!” went CJ as he ranted about him not being in Grove Street in 5 years and the Ballas not giving a shit and walked towards a bike an idiot threw over their fence before going to Big Smoke’s house and getting mistaken for an intruder before he said the famous "oooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" line.

CJ rose up in the gangsta name, but failed to follow a damn train. Nobody forgot that day 20 years ago but everyone still respected him across Los Santos.

Trivia[]

  • FBI will pay you a grand 10,000 UnDolla's for him.
  • He'll take a number 9. Fat boy.
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