Fear the evil CBBC.(OUTDATED- this was their previous logo, and their current logo is something completely different)
FARTS! BOGIES! SNOT! VOMIT! CBBC!
—CBBC
CBBC is an enemy network created by haters of the BBC to get rid of the Teletubbies and CBeebies once and for all. It's basically a machine which displays shows starring Dick and Dom which include annoying potty jokes and lame humor. Many 8 year-old kids considered this lame and feasted their eyes on crap by Time Warner and Viacom, especially Mordecai, Rigby and SpongeBob SquarePants's shows. When the network is turned off, the machine repeatedly says FARTS! BOGIES! SNOT! VOMIT! FARTS! BOGIES! SNOT! VOMIT! The BBC started to get pissed off so they decided it was time to act for the charges of Basil Brush, yet this machine is still lurking in large sewer systems, killing innocent mutants and albeidoing kind creatures.
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Their current logo as of 2023. Well, at least it's not as bad as their previous one
We all hate them! We want to kill them SO BADLY! Because they SUCK!!
At war[]
When this lame machine makes its way to war, it launches feces, farts on enemy soldiers, picks bogies and flicks them at soldiers and vomits on them. This and all its lame humor really affected the Teletubbies and had to resort to cowardice. However a few minutes later they just started fighting, this was a trick and it was called The Tubby Trick. It was then blown to bits by The Teletubby Army. BBC Three now airs all day thanks to this automaniac's demise.
In 2016, they changed their logo, and People weren't happy with it to say the least, but still, you gotta run away from them. Their new logo looks suspiciously like the Center for Chaos Containment's logo, which might mean they are part of them now, but IDK.
Other facts[]
- They have a server randomly placed in Canada, somewhere between Asplodeasplode and Nilered's lab.
- They have recently changed their logo a few years ago, but they are not telling us that.
- They also make missiles to launch at the Real World, but they haven't launched any yet.
- They send a couple people to other countries to make fun of them.
- They license Talking Teletubbies Toys.
- They have A group of children who say their job is to put things right again. (RUN!!!!!)
- Horrible Histories, a good show, is on it.