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Butterfinger

A Butterfinger is an evil candy bar that can make people sick and in 10 days, die. It was created by Bart Simpson. Only the truly evil ones eat this, as they are unaffected by the sickness. Tennis Ball is amazing at avoiding to eat these, as they will make you die in a few days. The Butterfinger is toxic, very toxic.

To make one, you will need to get toxic peanut butter, deep in Hell. Grab the toxic peanut butter and mix it with caramel. Add chocolate too, of course. Put it into the freezer for 20 minutes. Done.

Then be sick as you eat it if you're good, if you're evil, then nothing happens. The Butterfinger was made in 1923. A long time ago, eh? When it was made, people took a bite out of it. They turned sick. Very sick.

They died 10 days later.

Evil, right?

PLAIN EVIL.

PLAIN, PLAIN EVIL.

SUPER DUPER EXTREMELY MEGA HYPER PLAIN EVIL S***, RIGHT?![]

Geez, that was too loud.

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