The Butt Ghost (also known by his serial number SCP-789-J) is a strange ghost that likes traveling around toilets. He enjoys looking at peoples butts and tries to eat them all the time. The only way to defeat him is by using the toilet before he can enter it. The Butt Ghost once ate Mario's butt. This is why Mario is so weak against lava.
The Butt Ghost is also known for
his tea parties with SCP-329-J living in YOUR TOILET. Be careful, because his victims must receive the Iron Butt.
How to Defeat the Butt Ghost
If he is haunting you, you must do the following:
- Pee in the toilet.
- Flush the toilet.
- Wash your hands. He should already be gone at this point, but wash your hands you disgusting animal!
He is a red ghost that has the shape of a face! ISN'T HE BEAUTIFUL?
Victims of The Butt Ghost
This is the list of notable people who lost their butts. Their butts will
not be remembered: