The SCP-789-J song (the butt ghost)
The Butt Ghost (also known by his serial number SCP-789-J) is a strange ghost that likes traveling around toilets. He enjoys looking at peoples butts and tries to eat them all the time. The only way to defeat him is by using the toilet before he can enter it. The Butt Ghost once ate Mario's butt. This is why Mario is so weak against lava.
The Butt Ghost is also known for his tea parties with SCP-329-J living in YOUR TOILET. Be careful, because his victims must receive the Iron Butt.
How to Defeat the Butt Ghost[]
If he is haunting You, you must do the following:
- Pee in the toilet.
- Flush the toilet.
- Wash your hands. He should already be gone at this point, but wash your hands you disgusting animal!
- Unless you don't touch the toilet in ANY WAY, then you don't have to wash your hands
- But you haven't washed your hands in like forever, SO DO IT ANYWAYS!
- Unless you don't touch the toilet in ANY WAY, then you don't have to wash your hands
APPEARANCE (beautiful)[]
He is a red ghost that has the shape of a face! ISN'T HE BEAUTIFUL?
Victims of The Butt Ghost[]
This is the list of notable people who lost their butts. Their butts will not be remembered:
- D-9341
- Mario
- Justin Bieber
- Donald Duck
- Weakling King
- Less notable morons
- Penis Boy and Vagina Girl