Crazy Bus Title Screen
Compositional illustration of the average bus expedition
A rough prediction and delineation of the anatomy of buses in the future
The first bus ever invented, noteworthy for its consumption of undue quantities of LSD
A bus is a baneful, morbidly obese, drugged, four-wheel mean of transport with a horn, often driven by either a creepy old bus driver, a funny clown, or simply nobody if the bus is automated. Busses are used by teachers to mentally assault their victims. Before busses, people used "zjubic bathtubs" to get around. People take the bus when they’re too lazy to commute, need a slow ride, or their broke butt can’t afford a car. Unfortunately for them, they have to encounter the quintessential torment the typical user of a bus frequently faces.
Origins[]
Buses were erected by a manufacturing company in Venezuela, hired by the UnSchool organization, who were at the time, searching for methods of persecution. As the first bus was invented anon after cars raised in popularity, the company were of the Dig-Its' inspiration, who back then were just divulged as the cars' innovators. The company proposed they would reproduce the Dig-Its' cars, except they became bulkier, heavier, able to carry more people and able to make their victims suffer from severe maltreatment. Another notable fragment of the bus's design is to arrive to certain areas on time, so if you ever miss the bus, good going! Or maybe not good going, in case you accidentally took the creepy white van to another place instead... (Or you're a Super Mario Bros. analogy)
Rhythmical analysis of a bus's structure[]
For those with a lack of knowledge of a bus's anatomy, allow us to present you with the following; a historic, well-thought-of incantation that summarizes what you need to comprehend.
The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All day long
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
All day long
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
All day long
The people on the bus go chatter, chatter, chatter
Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter
The people on the bus go chatter, chatter, chatter
All day long
The babies on the bus go wah, wah, wah
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah
The babies on the bus go wah, wah, wah
All day long
Trivia[]
- Rap Rat frequently skulks inside of buses, with motives in mind involving persecuting the children mounted on it, so he can thus declare them "bus-bus-bus-bus-bus-busted".
- The same company who invented the bus also invented a video shame regarding the matter of none other than buses, dubbed 'Crazy Bus'. In this particular shame the player... well... moves a bus and honks its horn. The shame received amounts of negative reception predominately due to its psychedelic-sounding soundtrack.