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This article has been approved by Booba because it promotes satanism!

This article has been approved by Booba because it promotes satanism!

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Jeffo

Jeffy approves of this article because there are no green beans to be seen here!

Jeffy approves of this article because there are no green beans to be seen here!

Jeffo
Dr. Quack

This article has been approved by Dr. Quack because there are LOTSA Webkinz to kill!

This article has been approved by Dr. Quack because there are LOTSA Webkinz to kill!

Dr. Quack

I hate toys! And toys hate me!

Burgermeister Meisterburger, lying about toys being against him and his people.

Burgermeister Meisterburger is a evil mayor/dictator of Sombertown, and the first person to be on Santa's Naughty List for banning toys. He was raised by Ice-Type demons because he is an Illager. He is in Pizza Tower, taking the place of Pizzaface.

History[]

Early Life[]

He used to be a Illager, sadly. He was disowned by his Illager parents in the North Pole. Then, he was raised by snowy demons who liked burgers.

WHY HE BECAME MAYOR!?![]

He first came to Sombertown along with his ice demons disguised as guards and tookover

Events in the origin of Santa Claus[]

He was a mayor of Sombertown who is really a evil dictator and miserable. Until he saw that those toys has been in Sombertown, until these toys are created by Santa Claus when he was young aka Kris Kringle. Burgermeister Meisterburger decided to ban all toys and planned to destroy Kris Kringle, until a group of reindeer broke Kris Kringle and his allies free from prison. So Burgermeister Meisterburger and his minions search for Kris Kringle. Until after Kris Kringle, the elves, and their allies retreated. A group of children began to form a angry mob against Burgermeister Meisterburger for being crazy and commits alot of crime. So the children of Sombertown defeated Burgermeister Meisterburger and killed him as sweet revenge.

Afterlife[]

Burgermeister Meisterburger found himself in Hell. Until Bob Saget resurrected him and John Wilkes Booth and James Earl Ray as demons and are now as slaves. Until the three of them became pooperscoopers of the Loud House, Teletubbies, and Kremling Krew as a part of community service.

About Sombertown[]

Sombertown is a cold, gloomy, and poor town ruled by a evil mayor that was really a dictator and Illager named Burgermeister Meisterburger. Sombertown is a place where toys are banned due to Burgermeister Meisterburger's evil schemes. Years later, the Undefeatables destroyed the town for being against orders.

Part of a series on Pizza Culture[ / ]
Food [ / ]
Pizza Toppings [ / ]
Pizza Restaurants [ / ]
Domino's - Pizza Hut - Little Caesars - Mario's Pizza - Freddy Fazbear's Pizza - Captain 0's Pizza - Peppino Pizza - Mark's Pizzeria - PizzeRizzo - Papa's Pizzeria - Robbie Rotten's Pizza
Other Pizza Places [ / ]
Pizza Makers [ / ]
Freddy Fazbear - Peppino - Tony - Evil Mario - Rizzo the Rat - Chuck E. Cheese - Vinny - Giorno Giovanna - Fake Peppino - Pizza the Hutt - Pizzaface - Burgermeister Meisterburger - Delivery Boy Roy - The Giant Women Gigachad Club
Pizza Breakers [ / ]
Noids (The Noid - Mikoid - Mr. Green - Fast - Cappy - Noise - Pizzano - Steve
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