Look at little Goblin Junior... Gonna cry? Bully Maguire
That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you? Bully Maguire, being homophobic.
Bully Maguire is a badass supervillain known to hop between realities to terrorize everyone he possibly can using his famous one-liners such as "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye." and "My back... My back!" as well as his highly intimidating dance moves. However, he most frequently visits the universes of the MCU and Star Wars. Bully Maguire also joined the Blocky Bunch ever since the DeviantArt War.
Adversaries[]
Bully Maguire is a man with many enemies, but a few notable of which include Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi Wan Kenobi and Bucky Barnes. He battled the duo of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan on Naboo, and Obi-Wan alone on Mustafar. He fought Bucky on Earth. He slew both Qui-Gon and Bucky in their respective battles.
The Death Star[]
Magnificent, is it not?
This man has "bullied" (his term for construct) the big bad Death Star in Minecraft with just 64 Cobblestone and a few dirt cubic meters of Dirt. It took him just under an hour and the picture really speaks for itself, the craftsmanship, the attention to detail. When confronted by Notch about this he just shrugged it off and said, "I mined some Creepers". For his contributions to the Minecraft World, he was given a Silver Creeper Award for Excellence and Integrity.
Several years later, he still is building many Death Stars in Minecraft, each time with less and less cobblestone until in 2017, he managed to build a Death Star with only a few grapes.
Trivia[]
- Bully Maguire is responsible for bullying OVER 9000 people.
- Ron gave Bully Maguire a promotion for being homophobic (AKA fearing gay guys) just like him. Obviously, this pissed off LOTS of people, and Bully Maguire laughed at them, causing MOAR outrage.
- Bully Maguire is related to Spider-Man.
- This is confirmed in Everything: The Movie, where Bully Maguire is born when Spider-Man accidently steps on some back goo.