A regular bulldozer
You are against the wall, and I am the F*CKING WALL!!
—A Bulldozer guard
Bulldozers are special forms of cops that are members of the UnPolice and the A.Z.C.F. They are also known to be allies of the Tallboys. They wear heavy armor, wield shotguns and have wa-variants, which include Black Bulldozer (Wa-Bulldozer) and Skulldozer (The Wawa Bulldozer).
Also, Bulldozers fear no man, but that thing (Bob Saget, Satan himself) scares them and they respect Chuck Norris. They also hate Chuck E. Cheese and Norris Chuck. Never mess with a bulldozer by calling it a Bulldozer (machine). Bulldozers don't like being compared to the machine of the same name.
Bulldozers once tried to kill Captain 1 and nearly succeeded Captain 1 has plot armour though, since he is technically the main villain of UnAnything.
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Don't eat this!! It's disgusting and gross, because the daily meal (very strict, actually) of a Bulldozer is just gross broccoli. They taste extremely bad, even when cooked.
Don't eat this!! It's disgusting and gross, because the daily meal (very strict, actually) of a Bulldozer is just gross broccoli. They taste extremely bad, even when cooked.