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(Oh yeah, both Aradia and Bruticus tied, and you know? I think ties should count.)
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{{Character Infobox|image = BRUTICUSMAXIMUS.jpg|imagesize = 300x371|gender = Male|eyes = Red|species = Robot|home = Cybertron|AKA = (Simply) Bruticus, Brutal Bruticus,|name = Bruticus Maximus|dream = Conquering the world with such Terrorism, [[Bashar Al-Assad]] (Formerly), Terrorism, [[Bowser]] (Formerly), [[Teletubbies]], etc.|fear = [[Mario]] and Autobots (Especially [[Defensor Maximus]]), [[Bowser]] (Nowadays), [[Googolplex]], [[The Twelve Homestuck Trolls]], [[Bashar Al-Assad]] (Nowadays) [[This is Bob]], etc.|occupation = Military Robot Combiner of Destruction|known = Brutal Machine|rank = 5,000,000,000,000|gallery = Yes|caption = BRUTAL BRUTICUS!!!!!|hair = Silver antena and horn|death = Too brutal, too strong to destroy|education = Nope.avi|quotes = Yes}}
 
{{Character Infobox|image = BRUTICUSMAXIMUS.jpg|imagesize = 300x371|gender = Male|eyes = Red|species = Robot|home = Cybertron|AKA = (Simply) Bruticus, Brutal Bruticus,|name = Bruticus Maximus|dream = Conquering the world with such Terrorism, [[Bashar Al-Assad]] (Formerly), Terrorism, [[Bowser]] (Formerly), [[Teletubbies]], etc.|fear = [[Mario]] and Autobots (Especially [[Defensor Maximus]]), [[Bowser]] (Nowadays), [[Googolplex]], [[The Twelve Homestuck Trolls]], [[Bashar Al-Assad]] (Nowadays) [[This is Bob]], etc.|occupation = Military Robot Combiner of Destruction|known = Brutal Machine|rank = 5,000,000,000,000|gallery = Yes|caption = BRUTAL BRUTICUS!!!!!|hair = Silver antena and horn|death = Too brutal, too strong to destroy|education = Nope.avi|quotes = Yes}}
 
[[File:Giant Bruticus.jpg|thumb|302x302px|Holy s**t!! Bruticus is HUGE!!]]
 
[[File:Giant Bruticus.jpg|thumb|302x302px|Holy s**t!! Bruticus is HUGE!!]]

Revision as of 00:31, 20 May 2017

BRUTICUS MAXIMUS........ HELP BOWSER AND MEGATRON, DESTROY MARIO AND PRIME!!!!! Bruticus Maximus when fully combined

Giant Bruticus

Holy s**t!! Bruticus is HUGE!!

Bruticus Maximus is some sort of giant robot thingy created by WaMr. T and Bowser to destroy Mario. He was destroyed by Susanoomon and was thrown into The German Prison.

Bowser created Bruticus Maximus as a weapon with weapons attached to him (there were even weapons attached to those weapons). He ran around it wanted to just so he shot people, blew them up, and then took a nap. Bruticus got his personality going thanks to Megatron.

Bruticus Maximus was a combiner consisted of five robots who's names were Onslaught, Blast Off, Vortex, Brawl and Swindle. He was formed when Bowser was fighting Mario. As they were defeated by Mario, Bowser orderd them to combine into Bruticus Maximus. So they combined into Bruticus Maximus and kicked Mario's @#!*% . Mario then combined his Spirit Machines into Susanoomon and kicked Bruticus Maximus's @#!*% and Mario throwed him and Bowser into the German prison, but he and Bowser escaped using Super Eviler Bowser and later threw Mario into Bowser Prison, North Hyrule.

For even more brutality, after he has been influenced by Bashar Al-Assad, Bruticus decided to go ahead and shove his rifle upon others' a**es, which makes him very lewd.

Bruticus is also the dictator of South Brazil, where they all do terrorism and such.

Speaking of Beijing, he invaded China, both during its commie years (Xi Jinping) and democracy years (Aradia Megido). He shot rockets everywhere in China, especially Shanghai, Hong Kong, and Beijing.

Eventually, he was forced to team up with everybody else regardless good or evil (Especially the three other dictators of Brazil) in order to defeat the biggest and immensely powerful threat of This is Bob.

During the Bob War, he took over the entirety of Brazil and beat up Dipsy (Who returned to Poland) and Diesel 10 (Who returned to Sodor) good, and killed M. Bison, after that, he named the country "Bruzil" (Which was shortly lived), the first three letters coming from his first and common name, "Bruticus". Though his brother, Defensor Maximus threatened to DESTROY Bruticus Maximus and restore Brazil's democracy.

Bruticus then gave Bruzil to Dipsy so he can have a empire of his own and betrayed Bashar Al-Assad, so then he joined the Teletubby Army, and gained new friends like Alt 2.0, Salamence, Flower, Painis Cupcake, and even the Teletubbies themselves.

Bruticus says he's a "satanist", but Googolplex rejected him from his empire because he hates him.

Weaponry

He's got guns all over and inside him! Not only he is holding a huge-@$$ rifle in his hand, but he also has gatling guns in his forearms, he's got gatling guns in his shins, he's got missile launchers in his hips, he's got gatling guns in his shoulders, he's got missile launchers in his thighs, missile launchers in his shoulders, fire-blasters coming out his left and right chest, a powerful rail gun that comes out his center chest, and most obviously as you see on his profile, double-barreled back cannons that shoot powerful laser beams.

Bruticus Laserproof

Lasers can't stop him, but he can sure stop THEM with lasers. I mean, all of them!!!

Personality

Bruticus Maximus has a very hostile personality; and is a psycho in fact when all five personalities from all five of his components are combined. He doesn't even know what being a good is because he's a dumb idiot; he's unsmart to the point that he thinks his alignment (evil) is good while his opposing alignment (good) is evil. Bruticus also watches Teletubbies 2015 24/7 and loves starring in it, and forces people who hated it to watch and love it.

Allies

Bruticus Maximus had very few allies back then (4chan Sniper is an obvious one). He was formerly allies with Bashar Al-Assad, but then he betrayed him and joined up with the Teletubbies. While he joined the Teletubby Army, he made NEW friends with Teletubby minions like Alt 2.0, Salamence, Flower, Painis Cupcake, and others. He's even friends with Dipsy these days!

Enemies

Bruticus Maximus has a lot of enemies besides This is Bob. He's enemies with heroes like Mario, Sonic, Optimus Prime, Defensor Maximus (AKA his brother), the Twelve Homestuck Trolls, Heavy, and most especially Pink Guy and Daft Punk. He's even enemies with villains Bowser (Former friend), Galvatron (Former friend), Kim Jong-Un, Bashar Al-Assad (Former friend), and he's especially enemies with any of the members of the Satanist Empire like Snowball, Vagineer, Match, Pencil, Gligar, Sneasel, Garchomp, Flygon, Demopan, Mao Zedong, and most especially Googolplex, and many others.

G1-_Bruticus_-_A_Hazard_to_the_Galaxy

G1- Bruticus - A Hazard to the Galaxy

Bruticus before being reprogramed by Megatron, which was WAY before being influenced by Bashar Al-Assad. But wait! Bruticus works for Po now!

After joining the Teletubbies

After he joined the Teletubby Army, Bruticus Maximus became more brutal than ever and while in his five very individual components, they made more and more Wa-Machines than ever. While they combined into Bruticus, he wrecked havoc and still bombed a lot of cities, except more than ever, and more per day.

He (Or I should say all five of his components) got copies of Photoshop and made pictures of him stalking both Snowball and This is Bob. He also made pictures of him (and even when he's not combined, especially Vortex) stalking and making hate pictures out of Gligar, Sneasel, Garchomp, Flygon, Starscream, Galvatron, Googolplex, etc.

Bruticus then hated Pink Guy more than ever and while in his individual components, Brawl wants to beat him up, Swindle wants to steal his money, Vortex wants to stalk him, Blast Off wants to take him to space, and Onslaught wants to shoot a lot of rockets at him. Bruticus also wants to do that with anybody.

Obviously, Bruticus has the brutality of Brawl, the greediness of Swindle, the lewdness of Vortex, the kidnapping (I guess) of Blast Off, and the bombings of Onslaught, his persona was created from all five of them.

Bruticus then decided to bomb places, so he went to Afghanistan first, and despite he learned all of his terrorism skills there (and also despite it is an evil place), he bombed cities there and wrecked havoc there. He threatens to bomb the rest of Asia next.

He then bombed ChinaJapanIndiaPakistanIsraelSaudi ArabiaThailandIndonesiaMongoliaVietnamKoreaSyria, and many other places in Asia good or bad. He threatens to bomb Africa next.

He then bombed NigeriaBotswanaSouth AfricaEgyptZimbabweKenyaMoroccoAlgeriaSomaliaEthiopiaCongoCameroon, and many other places in Africa good or bad. He threatens to bomb Europe next.

He then bombed most famous countries in Europe like Great BritainSpainFrancePortugalGermanyItalyAustriaHungaryBulgariaRomaniaNorwayUkraineRussia, etc. He made Poland an exception since that's where Po rules her place. He bothered bombing Belarus since Natalia Arlovskaya lives there and is a member of the Satanist Empire. He threatens to bomb South and North America next.

He then in South America, bombed specifically Argentina, Chile, Colombia, Paraguay, Uruguay, and Brazil. In North America, he specifically bombed Panama, Belize, Cuba, Canada, Mexico, and America.

Bruticus heard about This is Bob leaving the solar system, he threw a party, but then he and everybody else were forced to team up with each other in order to defeat The Final Boss of the Internet (AKA Space Marine Soldier). He still hates him because he's a good guy now.

Bruticus Qi mode

Bruticus after mastering Chinese Qi.

Bruticus (Or the Combaticons in general) has been becoming stronger and stronger as years flew. Bruticus' power outnumbered the other Decepticon combiners (DevastatorMenasorPredaking, and Abominus) as well as Autobot ones (SuperionDefensor Maximus, and Computron). Bruticus challenged the four Homestuck trolls who mastered the Chinese Qi (Energy) and the power of the four symbols of Chinese mythology. The element he chose was fire as you can see on the picture on the right.

「/」Tele Teletubbies Tele「/」
「/」Teletubby Family 「/」
「/」Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Tiddlytubbies 「/」
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - RuRu - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
「/」The Lost Teletubbies 「/」
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas
「/」Teletubby Ancestors 「/」
「/」Modified Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Ybbutelets 「/」
「/」Teleteegees 「/」
「/」Wa-Teletubbies 「/」
「/」The Good Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Telotubs 「/」
「/」WoTelotubs 「/」
「/」Boohbah 「/」
「/」Bubuhz 「/」
「/」Former Boohbah 「/」
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah