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BRUTICUS MAXIMUS........ HELP BOWSER AND MEGATRON, DESTROY MARIO AND PRIME!!!!! Bruticus Maximus when fully combined

Giant Bruticus — Bruticus stands at Pi times the height of Optimus Prime.

Bruticus Maximus is some sort of giant robot Transformer thingy created by WaMr. T and Bowser to destroy Mario and Susanoomon. He was destroyed by Mario and Susanoomon and was thrown into The German Prison.

Nowadays, this destructive, brutal, murderous, giant gestalt is associated with Thanos (See below).

Bowser was able to create Bruticus Maximus with the help of WaMr. T. Bruticus was created as a weapon with weapons attached to him (there were even weapons attached to those weapons). He ran around it wanted to just so he shot people, blew them up, and then took a nap. Bruticus got his personality going thanks to Megatron.

Bruticus Maximus was a combiner consisted of five robots who's names were Onslaught, Blast Off, Vortex, Brawl and Swindle. They were collectively known as the Combaticons. He was first formed when Bowser was fighting Mario. As they were defeated by Mario, Bowser orderd them to combine into Bruticus Maximus. So they combined into Bruticus Maximus and kicked Mario's butt% . Mario conveniently got a Mega Mushroom, summoned Susanoomon and the two of them kicked Bruticus Maximus's butt%. They then threw him and Bowser into the German prison, but he and Bowser escaped using Super Eviler Bowser and later made Mario DIE.

He once did a Macrosse Missile Massacre in Beijing, which actually managed to make Chuck Norris bat an eye.

During the Bob War, he took over the entirety of Brazil.

Bruticus then gave Brazil to Dipsy so he can have a empire of his own and betrayed Bashar Al-Assad, so then he joined the Teletubby Army, and gained new friends like Alt 2.0, Salamence, Flower, and even the Teletubbies themselves.

Bruticus says he's a "satanist", but Googolplex rejected him from his empire because he hates him.

Weaponry

He's got guns all over and inside him! Not only he is holding a huge-@$$ rifle in his hand, but he also has gatling guns in his forearms, missile launchers in his shoulders, and 2 giant laser cannons on his back!

Bruticus Laserproof — Lasers can't stop him, but he can sure stop THEM!

Personality

Bruticus Maximus has a very hostile personality; and is a psycho in fact when all five personalities from all five of his components are combined. He doesn't even know what being a good is because he's a dumb idiot; he's unsmart to the point that he thinks his alignment (evil) is good while his opposing alignment (good) is evil. Bruticus also watches Teletubbies 2015 24/7 and loves starring in it.

Allies

Bruticus Maximus had very few allies back then (4chan Sniper is an obvious one). He was formerly allies with Bashar Al-Assad, but then he betrayed him and joined up with the Teletubbies. While he joined the Teletubby Army, he made NEW friends with Teletubby minions like Alt 2.0, Salamence, Flower, and others. He's even friends with Dipsy!

Enemies

Bruticus Maximus has a lot of enemies. Basically, anyone other than him and Googolplex.

G1-_Bruticus_-_A_Hazard_to_the_Galaxy — G1- Bruticus - A Hazard to the Galaxy

Bruticus before being reprogramed by Megatron, which was WAY before being influenced by Bashar Al-Assad. But wait! Bruticus works for Po now!

After joining the Teletubbies

After he joined the Teletubby Army, Bruticus blew more stuff up quicker.

Bruticus has the brutality of Brawl, the greediness of Swindle, the inappropriateness of Vortex, the kidnapping(?) of Blast Off, and the bombings of Onslaught. His persona was created from all five of them.

Bruticus then decided to Blow Stuff Up, so he went to Afghanistan first. He then bombed China, because it was a democracy. Bruticus hates democracies. He then wreaked havoc in Leptailuria, because he wanted to be a jerk to poor people and strike a point into the good guys. It worked. *cough* Then, he bombed Portugal for the same reason he bombed China. Finally, he blew up the White House, in the UnUSA, or at least its windows.

Bruticus Qi mode — Bruticus after mastering Chinese Qi.

Bruticus (Or the Combaticons in general) has been becoming stronger and stronger as years flew. Bruticus' power outnumbered the other Decepticon combiners (Devastator, Menasor, Predaking, and Abominus) as well as Autobot ones (Superion, Defensor Maximus, and Computron). Bruticus challenged the four Homestuck trolls who mastered the Chinese Qi (Energy) and the power of the four symbols of Chinese mythology. The element he chose was fire as you can see on the picture on the right.

He died due to Billy Mays owning the living heck out of him.

However, Thanos revived Bruticus and so his five components can join the Infinity Army. All of them joined simultaneously, however, due to this, Thanos numbered Onslaught, Brawl, Swindle, Vortex, and Blast Off #81, #82, #83, #84, and #85 to join the Infinity Army respectively.

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 {{Quote|BRUTICUS MAXIMUS........ HELP BOWSER AND MEGATRON, DESTROY MARIO AND PRIME!!!!!|Bruticus Maximus when fully combined}}
-{{Character Infobox|image = BRUTICUSMAXIMUS.jpg|imagesize = 300x371|gender = Male|eyes = Red|species = Robot|home = Cybertron|AKA = (Simply) Bruticus, Brutal Bruticus,|name = Bruticus Maximus|dream = Conquering the world with such Terrorism, [[Bashar Al-Assad]] (Formerly), Terrorism, [[Bowser]] (Formerly), [[Teletubbies]], etc.|fear = [[Mario]] and Autobots (Especially [[Defensor Maximus]]), [[Bowser]] (Nowadays), [[Googolplex]], [[The Twelve Homestuck Trolls]], [[Bashar Al-Assad]] (Nowadays) [[This is Bob]], etc.|occupation = Military Robot Combiner of Destruction|known = Brutal Machine|rank = 50,000,000|gallery = Yes|caption = BRUTAL BRUTICUS!!!!!|hair = Silver antena and horn|death = Too brutal, too strong to destroy|education = Nope.avi|quotes = Yes}}
+{{Character Infobox|image = BRUTICUSMAXIMUS.jpg|imagesize = 300x371|gender = Male|eyes = Red|species = Robot|home = Cybertron|AKA = (Simply) Bruticus|name = Bruticus Maximus|dream = [[Blow Stuff Up]]|fear = [[Mario]]|occupation = Military Robot Combiner of Destruction|known = Making Chuck Norris notice him once|rank = 5,000,000,000,000|gallery = Yes|caption = Bruticus.|hair = Silver antena and horn|death = Disassembled by [[Bruticus Maximus+]]|education = Nope.avi|quotes = Yes}}
-[[File:Giant Bruticus.jpg|thumb|302x302px|Holy s**t!! Bruticus is HUGE!!]]
+[[File:Giant Bruticus.jpg|thumb|302x302px|Bruticus stands at [[Pi]] times the height of [[Optimus Prime]].]]
-'''Bruticus Maximus''' is some sort of giant robot thingy created by [[WaMr. T]] and [[Bowser]] to destroy [[Mario]]. He was destroyed by [[Susanoomon]] and was thrown into [[The German Prison]].
+'''Bruticus Maximus''' is some sort of giant robot Transformer thingy created by [[WaMr. T]] and [[Bowser]] to destroy [[Mario]] and [[Susanoomon]]. He was destroyed by Mario and Susanoomon and was thrown into [[The German Prison]].
+Nowadays, this destructive, brutal, murderous, giant gestalt is associated with [[Thanos]] (See below).
-Bowser created Bruticus Maximus as a weapon with weapons attached to it (there were even weapons attached to those weapons). It ran around wherever Bowser programmed it to go, [[AK-47|shot people]], [[Bombs|blew them up]], and then took a nap. Bruticus got his personality going thanks to [[Megatron]].
+Bowser was able to create Bruticus Maximus with the help of WaMr. T. Bruticus was created as a weapon with weapons attached to him (there were even weapons attached to those weapons). He ran around it wanted to just so he [[AK-47|shot people]], [[Bombs|blew them up]], and then took a nap. Bruticus got his personality going thanks to [[Megatron]].
-Bruticus Maximus was created from five robots who's names were [[Onslaught]], [[Blast Off]], [[Vortex]], [[Brawl]] and [[Swindle]]. He was formed when Bowser was fighting Mario. As they were defeated by Mario, Bowser orderd them to combine into Bruticus Maximus. So they combined into Bruticus Maximus and kicked Mario's @#!*% . Mario then combined his Spirit Machines into Susanoomon and kicked Bruticus Maximus's @#!*% and Mario throwed him and Bowser into the German prison, but he and Bowser escaped using [[Super Eviler Bowser]] and later threw Mario into [[Bowser Prison]], [[North Hyrule]].
+Bruticus Maximus was a combiner consisted of five robots who's names were [[Onslaught]], [[Blast Off]], [[Vortex]], [[Brawl]] and [[Swindle]]. They were collectively known as the Combaticons. He was first formed when Bowser was fighting Mario. As they were defeated by Mario, Bowser orderd them to combine into Bruticus Maximus. So they combined into Bruticus Maximus and kicked Mario's butt% . Mario conveniently got a Mega Mushroom, summoned Susanoomon and the two of them kicked Bruticus Maximus's butt%. They then threw him and Bowser into the German prison, but he and Bowser escaped using [[Super Eviler Bowser]] and later made Mario [[DIE]].
-For even more brutality, after he has been influenced by [[Bashar Al-Assad]], Bruticus decided to go ahead and shove his rifle upon others' a**es, which makes him very lewd.
+He once did a Macrosse Missile Massacre in Beijing, which actually managed to make [[Chuck Norris]] bat an eye.
-Bruticus is also the dictator of [[South Brazil]], where they all do terrorism and such.
+During the [[This is Bob War|Bob War]], he took over the entirety of [[Brazil]].
-Speaking of Beijing, he invaded China, both during its commie years ([[Xi Jinping]]) and democracy years ([[Aradia Megido]]). He shot rockets everywhere in China, especially Shanghai, Hong Kong, and Beijing.
+Bruticus then gave Brazil to [[Dipsy]] so he can have a empire of his own and betrayed [[Bashar Al-Assad]], so then he joined the [[Teletubby Army]], and gained new friends like [[Alt 2.0]], [[Salamence]], [[Flower]], and even [[the Teletubbies]] themselves.
-Eventually, he was forced to team up with everybody else regardless good or evil (Especially [[Dipsy|the three]] [[Diesel 10|other dictators]] [[M. Bison|of Brazil]]) in order to defeat the biggest and immensely powerful threat of [[This is Bob]].
-During the [[This is Bob War|Bob War]], he took over the entirety of [[Brazil]] and beat up [[Dipsy]] (Who returned to Poland) and [[Diesel 10]] (Who returned to [[Sodor]]) good, and killed [[M. Bison]], after that, he named the country "Bruzil" (Which was ''shortly'' lived), the first three letters coming from his first and common name, "Bruticus". Though his brother, [[Defensor Maximus]] threatened to DESTROY Bruticus Maximus and restore Brazil's democracy.
-Bruticus then gave Bruzil to [[Dipsy]] so he can have a empire of his own and betrayed [[Bashar Al-Assad]], so then he joined the [[Teletubby Army]], and gained new friends like [[Alt 2.0]], [[Salamence]], [[Flower]], [[Painis Cupcake]], and even [[the Teletubbies]] themselves.
 Bruticus says he's a "satanist", but [[Googolplex]] rejected him from [[Satanist Empire|his empire]] because he hates him.
 == Weaponry ==
-He's got guns all over and inside him! Not only he is holding a huge-@$$ rifle in his hand, but he also has gatling guns in his forearms, he's got gatling guns in his shins, he's got missile launchers in his hips, he's got gatling guns in his shoulders, he's got missile launchers in his thighs, missile launchers in his shoulders, fire-blasters coming out his left and right chest, a powerful rail gun that comes out his center chest, and most obviously as you see on his profile, double-barreled back cannons that shoot powerful laser beams.[[File:Bruticus Laserproof.jpg|thumb|334x334px|Lasers can't stop him, but he can sure stop [[Bowser|T]][[Po|H]][[Megatron|E]][[This is Bob|M]] with lasers. I mean, [[Dipsy|'''all''']]''' [[Diesel 10|of]] [[M. Bison|them]]'''!!!]]
+He's got guns all over and inside him! Not only he is holding a huge-@$$ rifle in his hand, but he also has gatling guns in his forearms, missile launchers in his shoulders, and 2 giant laser cannons on his back![[File:Bruticus Laserproof.jpg|thumb|334x334px|Lasers can't stop him, but he can sure stop THEM!]]
 == Personality ==
-Bruticus Maximus has a very hostile personality; and is a psycho in fact when all five personalities from [[Brawl|all]] [[Swindle|five]] [[Vortex|of]] [[Blast Off|his]] [[Onslaught|components]] are combined. He doesn't even know what being a good is because he's a dumb idiot; he's unsmart to the point that he thinks his alignment (evil) is good while his opposing alignment (good) is evil. Bruticus also watches [[Teletubbies (2015 TV series)|Teletubbies 2015]] 24/7 and loves starring in it, and forces people who hated it to watch and love it.
+Bruticus Maximus has a very hostile personality; and is a psycho in fact when all five personalities from [[Brawl|all]] [[Swindle|five]] [[Vortex|of]] [[Blast Off|his]] [[Onslaught|components]] are combined. He doesn't even know what being a good is because he's a dumb idiot; he's [[Stupid|unsmart]] to the point that he thinks his alignment (evil) is good while his opposing alignment (good) is evil. Bruticus also watches [[Teletubbies (2015 TV series)|Teletubbies 2015]] 24/7 and loves starring in it.
 == Allies ==
-Bruticus Maximus had very few allies back then ([[4chan Sniper]] is an obvious one). He was formerly allies with [[Bashar Al-Assad]], but then he betrayed him and joined up with the [[Teletubbies]]. While he joined the [[Teletubby Army]], he made NEW friends with Teletubby minions like [[Alt 2.0]], [[Salamence]], [[Flower]], [[Painis Cupcake]], and others. He's even friends with [[Dipsy]] these days!
+Bruticus Maximus had very few allies back then ([[4chan Sniper]] is an obvious one). He was formerly allies with [[Bashar Al-Assad]], but then he betrayed him and joined up with the [[Teletubbies]]. While he joined the [[Teletubby Army]], he made NEW friends with Teletubby minions like [[Alt 2.0]], [[Salamence]], [[Flower]], and others. He's even friends with [[Dipsy]]!
 == Enemies ==
-Bruticus Maximus has a lot of enemies besides [[This is Bob]]. He's enemies with heroes like [[Mario]], [[Sonic]], [[Optimus Prime]], [[Defensor Maximus]] (AKA his brother), [[the Twelve Homestuck Trolls]], [[Heavy]], and most especially [[Pink Guy]] and [[Daft Punk]]. He's even enemies with villains [[Bowser]] (Former friend), [[Megatron|Galvatron]] (Former friend), [[Kim Jong-un|Kim Jong-Un]], [[Bashar Al-Assad]] (Former friend), and he's especially enemies with any of the members of the [[Satanist Empire]] like [[Snowball]], [[Vagineer]], [[Match]], [[Pencil]], [[Gligar]], [[Sneasel]], [[Garchomp]], [[Flygon]], [[Demopan]], [[Mao Zedong]], and most especially [[The Googolplex|Googolplex]], and many others.[[File:G1- Bruticus - A Hazard to the Galaxy|thumb|330x330px|Bruticus before being reprogramed by [[Megatron]], which was WAY before being influenced by [[Bashar Al-Assad]]. But wait! Bruticus works for Po now!]]
+Bruticus Maximus has a lot of enemies. Basically, anyone other than him and [[Googolplex]].[[File:G1- Bruticus - A Hazard to the Galaxy|thumb|330x330px|Bruticus before being reprogramed by [[Megatron]], which was WAY before being influenced by [[Bashar Al-Assad]]. But wait! Bruticus works for Po now!]]
 == After joining the Teletubbies ==
+After he joined the [[Teletubby Army]], Bruticus blew more stuff up quicker.
-After he joined the [[Teletubby Army]], Bruticus Maximus became more brutal than ever and while in [[Brawl|his]] [[Swindle|five]] [[Vortex|very]] [[Blast Off|individual]] [[Onslaught|components]], they made more and more [[Wa-Machine]]s than ever. While they combined into Bruticus, he wrecked havoc and still bombed a lot of cities, except more than ever, and more per day.
-He (Or I should say [[Brawl|all]] [[Swindle|five]] [[Vortex|of]] [[Blast Off|his]] [[Onslaught|components]]) got copies of Photoshop and made pictures of him stalking both [[Snowball]] and [[This is Bob]]. He also made pictures of him (and even when he's not combined, especially [[Vortex]]) stalking and making hate pictures out of [[Gligar]], [[Sneasel]], [[Garchomp]], [[Flygon]], [[Starscream]], [[Megatron|Galvatron]], [[The Googolplex|Googolplex]], etc.
-Bruticus then hated [[Pink Guy]] more than ever and while in his individual components, [[Brawl]] wants to beat him up, [[Swindle]] wants to steal his money, [[Vortex]] wants to stalk him, [[Blast Off]] wants to take him to space, and [[Onslaught]] wants to shoot a lot of rockets at him. Bruticus also wants to do that with anybody.
-Obviously, Bruticus has the brutality of [[Brawl]], the greediness of [[Swindle]], the lewdness of [[Vortex]], the kidnapping (I guess) of [[Blast Off]], and the bombings of [[Onslaught]], his persona was created from all five of them.
-Bruticus then decided to bomb places, so he went to [[Afghanistan]] first, and despite he learned all of his terrorism skills there (and also despite it is an evil place), he bombed cities there and wrecked havoc there. He threatens to bomb the rest of [[Asia]] next.
-He then bombed [[China]], [[Japan]], [[India]], [[Pakistan]], [[Israel]], [[Saudi Arabia]], [[Thailand]], [[Indonesia]], [[Mongolia]], [[Vietnam]], [[Korea]], [[Syria]], and many other places in [[Asia]] good or bad. He threatens to bomb [[Africa]] next.
+Bruticus has the brutality of [[Brawl]], the [[Stingy|greediness]] of [[Swindle]], the inappropriateness of [[Vortex]], the kidnapping(?) of [[Blast Off]], and the bombings of [[Onslaught]]. [[Captain Obvious|His persona was created from all five of them.]]
-He then bombed [[Nigeria]], [[Botswana]], [[South Africa]], [[Egypt]], [[Zimbabwe]], [[Kenya]], [[Morocco]], [[Algeria]], [[Somalia]], [[Ethiopia]], [[Congo]], [[Cameroon]], and many other places in [[Africa]] good or bad. He threatens to bomb [[Europe]] next.
+Bruticus then decided to [[Blow Stuff Up]], so he went to [[Afghanistan]] first. He then bombed [[China]], because it was a democracy. Bruticus ''hates'' democracies. He then wreaked havoc in [[Leptailuria]], because he wanted to be a jerk to poor people and strike a point into the good guys. [[Battle of the Gambia|It worked.]] *cough* Then, he bombed [[Portugal]] for the same reason he bombed China. Finally, he blew up the [[White House]], in the [[UnUSA]], or at least its windows.[[File:Bruticus Qi mode.jpg|thumb|278x278px|Bruticus after mastering Chinese Qi.]]
-He then bombed most famous countries in [[Europe]] like [[Great Britain]], [[Spain]], [[France]], [[Portugal]], [[Germany]], [[Italy]], [[Austria]], [[Hungary]], [[Bulgaria]], [[Romania]], [[Norway]], [[Ukraine]], [[Russia]], etc. He made [[Poland]] an exception since that's where [[Po]] rules her place. He bothered bombing [[Belarus]] since [[Natalia Arlovskaya]] lives there and is a member of the [[Satanist Empire]]. He threatens to bomb [[South America|South]] and [[North America]] next.
+<span>Bruticus (Or the Combaticons in general) has been becoming stronger and stronger as years flew. Bruticus' power outnumbered the other Decepticon combiners (</span>[[Devastator]]<span>, </span>[[Menasor]]<span>, </span>[[Predaking]]<span>, and </span>[[Abominus]]<span>) as well as Autobot ones (</span>[[Superion]]<span>, </span>[[Defensor Maximus]]<span>, and </span>[[Computron]]<span>). Bruticus challenged </span>[[Karkat Vantas|the]]<span> </span>[[Gamzee Makara|four]]<span> </span>[[Aradia Megido|Homestuck]]<span> </span>[[Terezi Pyrope|trolls]]<span> who mastered the Chinese Qi (Energy) and the </span>[[The Black Turtle of the North|power of]]<span> </span>[[The Vermillion Bird of the South|the four]]<span> </span>[[The Azure Dragon of the East|symbols of]]<span> </span>[[The White Tiger of the West|Chinese mythology]]<span>. The element he chose was fire as you can see on the picture on the right.</span>
+He died due to [[Billy Mays]] owning the living heck out of him.
-He then in [[South America]], bombed specifically [[Argentina]], [[Chile]], [[Colombia]], [[Paraguay]], [[Uruguay]], and [[Brazil]]. In [[North America]], he specifically bombed [[Panama]], [[Belize]], [[Cuba]], [[Canada]], [[Mexico]], and [[America]].
+However, [[Thanos]] revived Bruticus and so his five components can join the [[Infinity Army]]. All of them joined simultaneously, however, due to this, [[Thanos]] numbered [[Onslaught]], [[Brawl]], [[Swindle]], [[Vortex]], and [[Blast Off]] #81, #82, #83, #84, and #85 to join the [[Infinity Army]] respectively.{{Undefeatables}}{{Dudes and Teletubbies}}
-Bruticus heard about [[This is Bob]] leaving the solar system, he threw a party, but then he and everybody else were forced to team up with each other in order to defeat [[Space Marine Soldier|The Final Boss of the Internet (AKA Space Marine Soldier)]]. He still hates him because he's a good guy now.{{Dudes and Teletubbies}}
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